Poll: Which creature would you like to slay?

[Fniff]

Me?

A dragon. It has gold,it is big and has a big weak spot!

Win,lose win!

 

[martin's a madman]

A Big Daddy would be fun to slay.

 

[Thamous]

Cthulu. I'd be god of the internet.

 

[Sovvolf]

Cthulhu... /thread

Cthulu. I'd be god of the internet.

Ninjed

 

[Harkwell]

If I killed this, I could kill any tank.

 

[Sassafrass]

I pick the Giant Spider. I hate the damn things.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Werewolf.

With any luck, I'd live, but only barely. THEN I can terrorize the people of the countryside. Woo! Lunar powers!

 

[The Rockerfly]

4chan because everyone on The Escapist would love me

It counts as a creature right? It lurks on the internet

 

[jpoon]

If you could consider the politicians in washington DC a creature (slithering, scummy, and always causing harm) then yeah, the politicians.

 

[GodofDisaster]

A Tsuchinoko, a giant snake who is a legend in Japan and by legend I mean a myth.

Heres a link to a wikipedia page for more information (if interested)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsuchinoko

 

[BoxCutter]

Giant Spider, one last spider makes me a happy little boy.

 

[Inverse Skies]

I would go after the dragon... but I wouldn't slay him. I'd make him like a horse or something and then ride him, woo! That would be awesome fun!

 

[Logic 0]

A giant spider because the girls dig the the spider corpse.

 

[Skeleon]

An Elf.
I hate those arrogant pointy-eared emo treehuggers.

Mankind at least has the will to better itself, not stay stagnant and float around the forests in self-pity.
Get off your asses, you lazy hippies!

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I'd like to slay George Bush Jr.. He's not powerful now, he is not scary, but he's not fucking human!

On topic, can I slay an elf?

 

[Knight Templar]

To quote Angel, "Well personaly I kinda want to say the dragon". However only if said dragon is evil, takes the fun out if it's a nice dragon.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Cute bunnies, because the creatures in the options presented are my pets.

 

[Trivun]

I pick the Giant Spider. I hate the damn things.

Agreed. I'd want to keep the vampires, since I'd want to be one. But I hate giant spiders, so slaying one would be pure badassery on my part