Poll: Which creature would you like to slay?

[Fniff]

I pick the Giant Spider. I hate the damn things.

Agreed. I'd want to keep the vampires, since I'd want to be one.

You...want to strike a deal?

 

[cthulhu257]

The werewolf. From what I've heard, the others (or some versions, at least) can be reasoned with.

 

[Trivun]

I pick the Giant Spider. I hate the damn things.

Agreed. I'd want to keep the vampires, since I'd want to be one.

You...want to strike a deal?

Well, that depends. Will I sparkle (please God no...)? And will I be more attractive to goth girls?

(What? I happen to think goth girls can be quite attractive...)

 

[HassEsser]

I pick the Giant Spider. I hate the damn things.

Agreed. I'd want to keep the vampires, since I'd want to be one.

Be sure you get bitten when you are 20 or 30 so you don't feel the incessant need to stay in high school, and have a shitty book written about you and your idiotically dramatic life.
And be very sure to be an EVIL vampire.... Good vampires are super lame.

 

[Dr. Wily III]

Not really an creature but oh, well

Even only damaging it, would make me to an god!

 

[astrav1]

I'd take the spider. They may be terrifying, but hey you would get the chance to kill a giant spider in battle. What weapon would people use though?

 

[Fniff]

I pick the Giant Spider. I hate the damn things.

Agreed. I'd want to keep the vampires, since I'd want to be one.

You...want to strike a deal?

Well, that depends. Will I sparkle (please God no...)? And will I be more attractive to goth girls?

(What? I happen to think goth girls can be quite attractive...)

No sparkling,and you give off pheromones that drive humans crazy!

Though,you need blood. No exceptions. Also,you are basically the natural selection for humans. The top predator. Be ruthless and have no mercy.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I would slay the Gelatinous Cube.

 

[Hokutan]

Edward Cullen I can't believe no one said it.

 

[gigastrike]

The Corporeal Beast!

(google it)

 

[gremily]

I pick vampires. That way I could have my revenge on those twilight bastards.

 

[Xero Scythe]

If I killed this, I could kill any tank.

are you kidding? Hop on there, throw some c4, head into a ditch. Boom.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

Vampires, because you would have to track one down, which would be somewhat difficult. Either that or a werewolf, because using silver weaponry is awesome.

 

[Ace of Spades]

A wyrm. I miss the kind of game where the final boss is just a big ass monster to kill.

 

[Tactician42]

Cthulhu. Preferably by punching him out.

 

[Grayjack]

I want to slay this.

Spoiler

 

[companion00b]

I would slay michael savage

 

[Adragon45]

definately a dragon!!

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Adviser from Half life 2... At the end of ep 2 I wanted to punch those big ass worms in the testicles.