Poll: Which evil army do you join?

[Madotsuki]

I'd just become the Demon King Odio. Just a bit of angst is all it takes!

 

[Eldrig]

Sauron! I fight for equality! Orcs should have rights too!

 

[Setch Dreskar]

Other - Either being the Ravenhost or the Thousand Sons/Heralds of Change (both cults of Tzeentch, the first Fantasy setting the second 40k)

Although... wait no I know!

The Dungeon Keeper's army, gotta hit jackpot in the evil casino eventually.

Then again, what about Monolith, Isengard, Cult of Tiamet, Damian's undead hordes, Smaug's Thralls, ...

Ok too many choices, I will just take other as the be all end all since I can't seem to make up my mind.

 

[Ruedyn]

Sauron, because I'm far better at fencing/archery than shooting. Jokers is a close second.

 

[TheMann]

I can be my own evil overlord thank you very much, but if I had to join up...

Spoiler: I'd be a loyal henchman in service of the Mighty Monarch.

Admit it, butterfly themed super-villainy could be pretty damn fun.

 

[marurder]

There is a distinct last of The Empire (Starwars) on this list, I wanna Star Destroyer!

 

[Ralphfromdk]

I picked other.

I don't join someone elses eveil army. I have my OWN evil army.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I can be my own evil overlord thank you very much, but if I had to join up...

Spoiler: I'd be a loyal henchman in service of the Mighty Monarch.

Admit it, butterfly themed super-villainy could be pretty damn fun.

But then I'd have to fight Brock...

Noooope.

 

[Joey Bolzenius]

Could not handle being one of Joker's thugs and getting my ass brutalized by Batman and not killed.

 

[The Thinker]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR TH--

Skulls for the skull throne!

skulls for the skull throne.

Hmm... this is too mainstream. I'm going to go join the hipsters. Evil hipsters.

But, "seriously", I'd make a good evil god, myself.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

Those all sound awful. I doubt any of them have dental.

 

[Alssadar]

Hmm... this is too mainstream. I'm going to go join the hipsters. Evil hipsters.

But, "seriously", I'd make a good evil god, myself.

Or if you're going hipster, follow Malal, the god of Paradoxes. Then, you can devote yourself to him, and devote yourself not to him.

 

[Torrasque]

I'll be joining Bowser's army. While not really "evil", he is usually the antagonistic force of the Mario universe (sometimes literally).
I wanna join his army because he is in desperate need of some intelligent commanders and strategic insight =|

Bowser always starts in a dominating position over Mario, but slowly lets Mario get up to power to stop him. Especially in Paper Mario, you literally start the game with Mario getting his ass kicked. I found myself rooting for Bowser because of how excited he got after beating Mario. "YEAH I FINALLY DID IT!" grats Bowser, but you let Mario get back up again and kick your ass >.>

 

[bluerocker]

I joined the Heroes, so I'm not alive

I would suppose the Red Lanterns. Lower fatality rate, cooler powers.

 

[secretkeeper12]

Like many others, I'm going with the Sith. Even if I'm a lowly stormtrooper, I'll at least be able to see some action.

 

[The Thinker]

Or if you're going hipster, follow Malal, the god of Paradoxes. Then, you can devote yourself to him, and devote yourself not to him.

Do gods carry over to 40k from Warhammer Fantasy? If they do, I think I'll go with Necoho, god of atheism, for my paradoxical needs.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Shinra corp. I shall join SOLDIER.

 

[The Floating Nose]

The Brotherhood of Mutants. Any poll with a choice that has something to do with x-men WILL have my vote.

 

[BlazeRaider]

Of the ones here? Sauron, he seems like a good leader, not good as in benevolent, but as in effective, his troops actually used tactics, and the only reason he lost was because he wasn't the hero T_T

 

[WaterDancer]

Team galactica. We got to save the pokemon from them evil humans!