Poll: Which evil army do you join?

[AstylahAthrys]

Brotherhood of Mutants all the way.

MAGNETO WAS RIGHT.

 

[namhorFnodroG]

I'd totally join the Combines, It looks pretty fun actually according to these guys.

 

[Mr Companion]

The Old One calls his new demon to him... The power of a demon's soul is beyond human imagination, after all. >

(Note: No, not those Old Ones, silly)

I think it's recruitment process would have to be a little less trying for any of us to get hired. Then again it wasn't so hard to get hired before the events of Demons Soul's maybe considering the circumstances there might be more vacancies. Yeah ill go with the Old One too, none of the painful surgery of the Combine and none of the randomly getting killed for laughs like in the Jokers crew. Just massive demonic power for the low low price of: your soul.

 

[Aulleas123]

I'd be with the Lannisters from Westros, at least they have civility and money!

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

As others have already said. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[saintdane05]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

VENGEANCE! FOR THE NIGHTHAUNTER!

Yeah, Nightlords are cool.

 

[Deathmageddon]

Sith. Can't beat lightsabers and lighting fingers.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Of the given options? None. Most of them tend to treat you as faceless mooks to be sent wave after wave against a super-powered or just normal badass or they are practically incapable of giving a shit about you, I'm looking at Cthulhu there.

For the best chance at survival, I'd go for a soldier under the command of one of the brighter imperial commanders from Star Wars. Perfectly willing to sacrifice some soldiers to save more. Pragmatism is what I'd want in an evil overlord. Why win a battle with heavy losses if there's a way to avoid that? After all, soldiers do cost money no matter where you get them from.

 

[Meight08]

I´d join a slaaneshi cult and torture rape and pillage my way through the countryside with them.

 

[Sly Skater Man]

I'd stick it out like any respectable freelance bounty hunter and join up with whoever had the most scratch to pay me to work for them.
Course somebody can pay better then their the boss then.

 

[Old Father Eternity]

You have got nothing against the C'Tan

 

[Bloodstain]

I follow New Phyrexia (Magic: The Gathering universe). Either under Elesh Norn or Jin-Gitaxias.

 

[Smeggs]

I'm against joining any gang where I run a 75% chance of my own boss killing me with a flower that squirts acid, or one that requires my body to be surgically rebuilt.

I don't know about the 40k or the top two, so I'll have to go with Sauron's army, as I don't really see any super downside to following his command.

 

[ElPatron]

Nazi Vampires. Obviously.

Might end up in getting killed by Rayne in a highly sexualized way. Or Alucard, in a very bloody way.

 

[Matt King]

Join an evil army? i just start my own or take over theirs

 

[Padwolf]

I was going to pick the Joker's gang, but then I saw Dr Insano on the list. Dr Insano's evil army would be the best!

 

[Popadoo]

The Evil League of Evil (Dr. Horrible)

Of course we'd probably be the first to die off...

Are you sure? I mean, it'd be pretty hard going, Bad Horse rules the League with an iron hoof.

OT: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! (I admit, I had to Google that, no way I remember how to spell it all.)

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Well, the Injustice League, obviously.

 

[Bestival]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULLTHRONE!

All hail KHORNE, LONG be his Reign, and short be my service.


(My avatar is completely wrong for this post...)

 

[Tsaba]

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Well... if I had to pick just one....

Spoiler: My life for the Overmind!

Sacrifice me!