Well, out of that list I have experienced... all of them. Including one you did not list, spice overload.
The most painful on my list is eating 1 000 000 scoville unit hot sauce without much previous tolerance. followed by breaking my ankle (post camping way up north, no pain meds in the first aid kit, had to 'hike' then canoe out), nitric acid burns (left hand, someone did not remove their glove opening a door), getting a filling drilled without freezing (it costs $80), and a burn of my hand from my high-temp glove failing.
Thing that do not hurt anymore (thanks to these experiences) : Cuts, even with stitches they are not painful, minor burns, the many number of times I have been "Crushed" in football (mostly fingers), and scrapes.
Just a note, my left hand has been burned by acid, heat, heat again, had a nail through it, been crushed in football, been scraped to hell (I always wear gloves riding now), been cut to the bone (3 stitches, cut pain nerve, but is healing) and has been blunt forced more times than I can remember (football again). I am also left handed.