Of those, Minsc. However, Kratos I like better; sure, he's not funny. Minsc with the talking sword in BGII was god damned hilarious. But Kratos is awesome in ways Minsc, Sephiroth, Wario, and most others can't match. Not because of the blades, though the grace with which he handles those is pretty sweet, but more because hes a completely fearless guy who wants to and can slaughter everything he comes across, including those that help him. Yet, he still hates killing women and children (except motherfucking harpies. I think only I get more glee from killing those than he does), showing he still maintains a rock-solid grip on his humanity despite being insanely violent. That, and he takes on monsters that are bigger than buildings, sometimes very heavily armored ones, and is only a little more durable than an average human.
Chicago Ted said:
Ah Malkavians...
I play table-top WoD and we can get some pretty crazy ones. A friend of mine had basically a character who heard voices in his head that were prophetic to the game, while having basically a split personality between extremely happy and depressingly suicidal. Another had one who was a computer hacker who was convinced the voices in his head were really advanced computer AI programs. I have a sniper/hacker with paranoia. He checks on the other Vampire's computer's to make sure they aren't plotting against him and occassionally stalks them.
Ah Malkavians...
Oh yeah, them. We've found in our vampire games the presence of a Malkavian and total batshit craziness is entirely incidental; by that I mean we accomplish it well enough without one. At one point, my Tremere (who had long since jumped off the deep end) raided a natural history museum dressed like a pirate because he wanted to steal a viking longboat, during which he animated all the velociraptors to cover his escape from some MIBs. Later that night, he went to the zoo (I don't remember why; I think it was solely to screw around) and used some obscure Thaumateurgy path to create the headcrabs and barnacles from Half-Life around the zoo, fully alive and carnivorous. Life (unlife?) was tragically cut short when he accidentally teleported into the sun.
Oh yeah. I did remember one of my malkavians now. His derangement is that he can hear all the things that I, the player, hear, but of course he's in a completely different world and there aren't any people around. It didn't help that my gaming group jokes and talks out of character a LOT (much more than in-character). Although he did have one good idea... he had the Cast No Reflection flaw, so he didn't appear in mirrors, and then made some glasses with a mirror on the inside of one of the lenses, so he could see behind him. This unfortunately neglected the fact that his perception sucked and he can't concentrate for one second...