People... don't like Modern Family? Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but I always figured that was the show that appealed to the masses. Apparently not...
And I actually quite like Big Bang Theory, though the recent season has been pretty rocky in the humuour deaprtment. Also, not to be nit picky, but what the hell happened to Sheldon's hair?
I've never seen How I Met Your Mother, though I'd like to start watching it.
I've never cared for The Office. (Steve Carrell's best scene in anything ever in my opinion was from Bruce Almighty when they were in the news office.)
Aaaaand I've watched one scene of Two and a Half Men and hated it.
So yes, I vote for Two and a Half Men. (I like the theme song, though...)