Poll: Which of these villians would you rather fight?

[awesomeClaw]

Well, since it´s villian month here at the escapist, i thought i would make a humble addition.
Please provide a reason why.

Me? Carlito, no question.


You are unarmed, and they have all their equipment. Good luck.

BEGIN!

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Bowser... All of the other characters are either made to beat you senseless or can use guns... Sure bowser spits fire, but once you run behind him and grab the tail... hee hee hee

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

It's okay Andrew Ryan will just demand I kill him.

Easy win!

 

[Harkonnen64]

Andrew Ryan, but only if I get to use a golf club...

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Who doesn't wanna fight a giant dragon turtle?

 

[Mimssy]

Voldemort, if only because that would mean I have magic and having the ability to shoot fireballs at fools would be pretty dang awesome.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

Bowser.

Because:you jump over him,touch an axe,he falls in lava,then you get all night alone with a princess.

 

[Betancore]

GLaDOS. I think it'd look nicest on my gravestone. Whoever I fight is going to kick my arse anyway, so I may as well fight someone who might even sing me a song as I die.

 

[Mr. Purple]

<color=purple> I chose Bowser. The King Koopa. Just because it would be so fucking badass to fight that spiked-turtle-dinosaur-dragon-lizard-monster-thing. :3

 

[USSR]

GLaDoS.
Seems the easiest.. Takes her like 10-15 minutes to fire a damn rocket.

 

[Free Thinker]

I'm sorry, but none of these guys make my list of villains I want to go mono e mono with.

 

[ace_of_something]

Andrew Ryan because I'm pretty sure I could actually beat the crap out of him even if he had a golf club.

 

[Absimilliard]

Bowser. I literally grew up learning how to defeat the guy...

Also, coolest opportunity for a trophy.

 

[L4hlborg]

GLaDoS. Machines can be unplugged. Crazy gangsters and fire breathing dragon turtles can't.

 

[Iron Mal]

I personally say Carlito.

Even if he does shoot me, I'll be fine, I just have to wolf down a bottle of coffee creamer and my wounds will vanish instantly!

 

[Last Bullet]

GLaDoS.
Seems the easiest.. Takes her like 10-15 minutes to fire a damn rocket.

Won't the deadly neurotoxins kill you by then?

OT: I picked Carlito, because everyone else is either big and powerful, or has an army of their own. He's just some psycho.

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

GLaDOS. Sure she'd kill me but i'd love every minute of it.

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

GLaDoS! coz the song is awesome