Poll: Which Pet is Superior, Cats or Dogs?

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TIMESWORDSMAN

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I'm very choosy with my poop dispensers, and I choose Cats. Not only is a cat trained to poop in specific location, but the poops are also small and dry, making them easy to manage.
Nothing else is truly important when choosing a pet. 40% of your relationship is fecal.

They are also super cute.
 

SweetShark

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Evil Smurf said:
SweetShark said:
Evil Smurf said:
look at my avatar and guess what I chose, Dogs are idiots whereas cats are geniuses
Maybe, but because the cat are "geniuses", they are also assh*les.
I had a cat once and I love her very much.
Until one day she just left our home and go to another part of a down to find someone with a better resources of food for her personal selfish gain.
I was a little boy back then and she broked my heart....
But dogs they will be loyal to you at the very end.
That's so sad :( *cries*
The fact I don't like so much the cats or because of my personal experience I had with my cat when I was a little boy?

Btw, my cat was a Angora cat:

 

Jonluw

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I like the ones I don't have to constantly service, train, entertain, take on walks at the break of dawn, keep on a leash (because they're just that impractical to have walking around freely), and pick up shit after.

Plus, cats are cuter and not stupid enough to be 100% dependent on you for survival.
 

Evil Smurf

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SweetShark said:
Evil Smurf said:
SweetShark said:
Evil Smurf said:
look at my avatar and guess what I chose, Dogs are idiots whereas cats are geniuses
Maybe, but because the cat are "geniuses", they are also assh*les.
I had a cat once and I love her very much.
Until one day she just left our home and go to another part of a down to find someone with a better resources of food for her personal selfish gain.
I was a little boy back then and she broked my heart....
But dogs they will be loyal to you at the very end.
That's so sad :( *cries*
The fact I don't like so much the cats or because of my personal experience I had with my cat when I was a little boy?

Btw, my cat was a Angora cat:

well both really, My uncle and Aunt have two Siamese cats, brother and sister they are and it is so fun to see them play
 

Daverson

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Well, let's look at this objectively, shall we?

More intelligent - Dogs
Better Companions - Dogs
More Loyal - Dogs
Can sniff out cancer - Dogs
Have been used to great benefit by law enforcement, rescue and military organizations for hundreds of years - Dogs
Can placate fools on internet through the medium of an image and poor spelling - Cats

I guess it really comes down to your personal preference, either you like Dogs, or you enjoy being wrong.
 

theamazingbean

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We left the back door open and my cat drug the biggest field rat I've ever seen (still alive, of course) right into the middle of my living room. My dog promptly picked it up and carried it back outside. Your move, cat fans.
 

Wolf In A Bear Suit

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Got nothing against cats, but dogs are simply the best. Cats just sit around all day eating ham and licking their balls. Laughing at you because they can get to high places that I can't, well I have thumbs you feline bastard, so there good luck opening the door. Dogs are just friendlier, (stupider maybe) animals. Recently got over my dislike of cats, I quite like them now, just not anywhere near as much as Doggies
 

Powereaver

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Definitely cats.. had them all my life i think what wins this vote.. is they are lot easier to look after.. you dont really need to take them on walks.. you dont need to clean up after them and so on.. but not to say i dont like dogs.. im just an animal person in general but for the sake of this thread ill say CATS!
 

bojackx

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If you died, a loyal dog would stay by your body. A loyal cat would not know what loyalty is and chew off your face.

I choose dogs.
 

snagli

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As of right now, an exact 50/50 tie. Damn.

OT: Cats. Cats are awesome, low maintenance, and they know how to clean up after themselves.
 

CrazyGirl17

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...Can't I like both? Yes, dogs are more high-maintenance than cats are (trust me, I know, I have both a dog and a cat), but it's really matter of preference.
 

marurder

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I voted for cats. This one is really close, before it was cats slightly ahead, now it's dogs...

Regardless of whichever wins, I think it is fairly clear that it will be so close it makes no never mind.