Poll: Which was your favorite duke nukem one liner

[angelous_lecter]

I am guessing this has been done but a previous comment I read kinda inspired it.

If I missed anything then please post it.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum" and "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck" are two that immediately spring to mind which you missed. I've gotta go with "all outta gum" just because it's so horrendously cheesey.

 

[angelous_lecter]

I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!

 

[Zenn3k]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum" and "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck" are two that immediately spring to mind which you missed. I've gotta go with "all outta gum" just because it's so horrendously cheesey.

Those were the first two I thought of when I saw the thread.

I also vote for the bubblegum line, my favorite by far.

 

[Michael Wills]

blow it out your ass makes me laugh every time

 

[gh0ti]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum" and "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck" are two that immediately spring to mind which you missed. I've gotta go with "all outta gum" just because it's so horrendously cheesey.

The bubblegum line is an homage to a movie called "They Live", I think the specific scene is floating around on youtube.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Your ass is grass, and I'm the Weed Whacker!

 

[PurpleSky]

[HEADING=3]Pig,the other white meat[/HEADING]

 

[Jadak]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum" and "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck" are two that immediately spring to mind which you missed. I've gotta go with "all outta gum" just because it's so horrendously cheesey.

This. Easily the most notable of them all, and it didn't even make the list

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum" and "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck" are two that immediately spring to mind which you missed. I've gotta go with "all outta gum" just because it's so horrendously cheesey.

The bubblegum line is an homage to a movie called "They Live", I think the specific scene is floating around on youtube.

I'm assuming with one-liners like that it's a low-budget horror movie, probably from the 70's?

 

[TheTaco007]

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

Seriously, the ones in your poll are crap.

 

[Zayren]

Any of the ones not in your poll.

 

[SpireOfFire]

i'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck.

heh heh heh, what a mess.

 

[seanmcdow]

you missed "eat shit and die"

 

[RanD00M]

"I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck."
Missed that one.

 

[Wolfram23]

"Shake it baby!" "You wanna dance?"

 

[polarizebeta]

"I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck."
Missed that one.

Yeah...
This is my favorite. And then he does! It is still in the top of all cut scenes. And he's reading a newspaper!

 

[Kiefer13]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum" and "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck" are two that immediately spring to mind which you missed. I've gotta go with "all outta gum" just because it's so horrendously cheesey.

The bubblegum line is an homage to a movie called "They Live", I think the specific scene is floating around on youtube.

I'm assuming with one-liners like that it's a low-budget horror movie, probably from the 70's?

A 1988 Sci-Fi movie, actually.

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And yeah, that's the line that sticks out for me too.

 

[veloper]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum" and "I'm gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your neck" are two that immediately spring to mind which you missed. I've gotta go with "all outta gum" just because it's so horrendously cheesey.

seconded
the poll missed most of the good ones.

 

[Mikey^]

I aint got time to play with myself...