Poll: Which would you choose?

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Dorian

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I value life higher than anything. It is the only thing that you are certain you have. So my choice is obvious. Off to jail with me!
 

sky14kemea

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depends what crime i committed, which would probs effect how im treated in prison
also depends on the prison

actually i'd try to plea for insanity before choosing those options XD
 

Duh

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oh GOD deathrow because, besides the motive wich would definetly be exploding a childrens hospital slash veterinary clinic full of pupies while playing an kick ass guitar solo and riding a sexy SEXY SEXY half naked striper like a surf-board on the wave of destruction, it would be a lot more preferable than a lifetime on constant bum rape
 

somekindawizard

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My neighbour once said if he killed his wife when he married her he would have got a life sentence (usualy 25 years on good behavior) gone to college in prison amd would written a bestseller (ways to kill your wife).

Life sentence please.
 

YouGetWhatsGiven

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I would go to prison, and try to make a scar on history. Like a massive riot or something. If you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
 

Tesgami

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Hmm, Id go on death row, because if I did have a choice between the two, the stuff I did wouldn't normally be me. Therefore, someone must have gone and pissed me off, thus I would probably deserve the death penalty. ^^"
 

antipunt

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I suppose it depends on the conditions of the prison.
But the simple/short answer is probably death row. Prison might be a hell
 

Dys

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Death row for me, I'm not a fan of draining taxpayer money to wallow in my own self pity, I'd much sooner go down as the innocent (as theres no chance of me ever commiting a crime that would warrant a death sentance) man who chose to the the rightious thing by society. Will make them feel guilty about it when my innocence is later discovered, and if I'm going to go down it might as well be all part of an elaborate protest :)
 

S.H.A.R.P.

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Our prison's aren't that bad. I'd be able to watch tv, play on consoles, and perhaps if I'm really lucky, actually have a PC (no internet though I think). Plus there should be a huge library, and I'd be able to write whatever I'd like. Definitely life in prison for me!
 

Dys

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stinkychops said:
Dys said:
Death row for me, I'm not a fan of draining taxpayer money to wallow in my own self pity, I'd much sooner go down as the innocent (as theres no chance of me ever commiting a crime that would warrant a death sentance) man who chose to the the rightious thing by society. Will make them feel guilty about it when my innocence is later discovered, and if I'm going to go down it might as well be all part of an elaborate protest :)
Apparently life sentence is actually cheaper, there was a thread about it.
meh, I stand by my fragmented logic and over eleborate protest!
 

blaze96

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Death row:

1.) I get a last meal of whatever the hell I want.

2.) California uses lethal injection so I die without feeling a thing.

3.) Two words. Press Coverage
 

Mr_spamamam

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death row. hopefully there wont be much waiting around so i can get off this dammed monkey infested rock