Poll: which would you rather be chased by?

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SilentCom

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First I must say that this is a wierd question and I would give you the 'wierdest question asked today award' but you had stated it is your sister's question so it goes to her instead...

My answer to the question is being chased by the little ones. Yes, I believe 50 duck sized horses would be easier to handle, you could step on them or jump on top of something to get away. One horse sized duck would be terrifying because not only it could chase you, it can FLY and it will like try to GOBBLE YOU UP. Not the good kind of om nom nom either.
 

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Princess Rose said:
Oly J said:
so my sister submitted a question to a youtuber called Nice Peter or something and actually got it read on an FAQ, basically the question was the subject of the poll, I just wondered what everyone else thought

personally I'd go with the duck-sized horses and just...get on a table
50 tiny horses?!

**squee**

Real live My Little Ponies!

Chased? I'd capture the little cutties! I'd make them their very own stable and barn and... and... **explodes from cuteness**
you're the first person to show that kind of optimism, I admire that, but how would you catch them?
 

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Ducks are assholes, and giant asshole duck doesn't really go in my favor.

So, I'm going with 50 duck-sized horses, at least that way I have a chance to out run them.
 

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Oly J said:
you're the first person to show that kind of optimism, I admire that, but how would you catch them?
With love! **hearts and sparkles**

They're chasing me, right? So I just need to stop, kneel down, and hug the first one that gets to me. If the others appear dangerous, perhaps I pick that one up and carry it like a kitty, cuddling it all the way.

/girly cuteness

In all seriousness, this sounds like my ideal dream as a small child. I spent a good deal of time collecting small horses - as I have often bragged in the Pony group, I own over 200 of the original G1 My Little Pony toys. I own another 20 or so from later sets. And that doesn't even count the other horses I had - Barbie horses, Shera's horse, etc.

When I got into D&D and collected D&D miniatures, I made it a point to get every single horse or horse & rider miniature they had. The only one I don't own is the skeleton riding a skeletal horse.

I fucking love little horses. ^^
 

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A horse sized, pissed off, duck would be fucking horrifying. I'll take the tiny horses, thanks!
 

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I going with the a horse-sized duck (would it taste any better compared to a regular size roast duck?). I think even in horse-size, the duck won't run for a long time compare to the horses despite in smaller sizes. Ok yes the duck will cover more distance but I still think the horse can still travel further.
Allow me to draw attention to the uniqueness of this post within this thread. Typical Chinese train of thought: it's all about the food!

Princess Rose said:
50 tiny horses?!

**squee**

Real live My Little Ponies!

Chased? I'd capture the little cutties! I'd make them their very own stable and barn and... and... **explodes from cuteness**
And what would you name them?!
 

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Ducks REALLY love rape. A duck with a horse's size is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone.
 

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Large predatory birds related to ducks used to roam Australia, though they were considerably bigger than horse sized.

I'd go with the tiny horses...and find something small to jump over.
 

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The duck sized horses. I don't know how much you know about ducks, but they're pretty... well... rape-ey.

Horses though! Never had any problems with horses! That said, I have had problems with ponies, and they're just smaller horses, so presumably if you made horses even smaller than normal ponies, they'd be much worse... but they would only be the size of ducks, so you could kick them pretty far!
 

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I attempted to do the poll but got distracted thinking about how outrageously cute duck-sized horses would be :3
 

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The former, for the possibility of turning around and ending the sod. A horse-sized duck makes for a hell of a lot of crispy duck-filled pancakes.
 

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Duck-sized horses for sure, for the following reasons:

They'd be too small and light to do any damage.
A horse-sized duck would have a beak bigger than a pelican's, which could fuck you up pretty bad.
Ducks are aggressive.
Ducks have the longest dicks in the bird kingdom, measuring 42.5cm in length. Since horses are maybe 5-6 times as tall as ducks you'd be being chased by an animal with an eight foot cock. "Horse cock" would be an insult - even if you were implying its cock was as big as the actual horse.
Ducks CAN FLY!

When it's a choice between the residents of Ponyville or an aggressive flying beast with a two foot mouth and an eight foot cock... I choose the adorable horsies :3
 

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Ducks have weak necks, so they are a lot easier to take down than 50 tiny horses that are going to be trampling my ass.