Poll: Who here prefers Video Games to Sex?

[Pharsalus]

Hmm, I like sex alot, but I couldn't do it all the time like I play games.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say earlier, you can also have both... at the same time!

Fun AND convenient!

No you can't, ever tried getting a BJ while playing CoD? You can't really get hard and your K/D will plummet.

 

[Dagda Mor]

I'm asexual, so... Games are the obvious choice.

 

[Zen Bard]

To quote the folks at Cracked.com..."Why is this even a thing?!"

I love my games. But when my wife comes into the room wearing the latest from Victoria's Secret, I'm thinking only one thing...

Aaaaw yeah...it's business time.

 

[Akimoto]

Sex. Hopefully it'll be sex if and when I ever get married. Until than, game away!

 

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

Games. No doubt about it.

 

[Serinanth]

I.. What? I shall repeat the question others have asked. HOW IS THIS A THING? I love my games but there is no way in hell I could ever give up sex. Perhaps its the Scorpio thing again but gorram, I just can't even wrap my mind around this. ok, mild overreaction I can see why some people would choose games. But I will take that post coitus feeling any day to getting some rare loot or beating that goddamned level that sucked away hours of your life.

Perhaps I got lucky but this is pretty much my situation now.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/online_gaming

Thinking more on it, having to choose is pretty lousy because both are awesome, and we often combine the two but again I have to go with sex, when the worlds infrastructures go down and we have no juice, sex will keep us warm in the cold winters ahead.

Barring that we need to keep whatever it is that makes us gamers go on, whether its some binary code in our DNA or just passed down behavior! We need to keep reproducing lvl 1 humans to continue our way of life.

 

[Scars Unseen]

Which games, and sex with who? This matters.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

WELL,

I've never played a video game in my life so I really don't got no frame of reference. Hopefully in a few years when... I find the right... video game.

 

[gazumped]

No you can't, ever tried getting a BJ while playing CoD? You can't really get hard and your K/D will plummet.

A... uh... friend... who tried this... didn't have a problem with it functioning well and said it actually made him play better. It was Gears of War, not CoD, though. Try that one.

Or, yehknow, he might have been lying in the hopes that the positive attitude would lead to more blow jobs.

 

[DonTsetsi]

Why did so many people choose games???

 

[Strazdas]

And that's not even going into the physical pleasure which is just... unreal. When you're making love, and doing it right, it's like every single one of your nerves is firing lightning bolts through your synapses. In a good way. You've not only got that wonderful, amazing feeling of heat and warmth and fuzzy goodness down where your meaty bits are, you've got all the sensual stimulation that happens everytime your partner runs their hands over your back, or digs their nails into your shoulders, or starts running their tongue over your earlobe, where it feels like electricity is running over your skin...

not everyone enjoy sex as you do. you may be the future, prolinging human race, but some people dont actually find sex that electrifying.

Plus I must say you literally lose your world if you kiss your sex partner with a long sexy french kiss.
You will only listen the sound of your lips and tongues becoming one fainting in black while your body feel the warm body of her .......fffffffffffffffwwffwfa

french kiss is one of the most disgusting thing in human behavior. why is it so popular is beyond me.

 

[Blackdoom]

Would probably have to go with sex.
As you can play games with someone else. But you can't have sex with a game... Not that I've tried or anything.

 

[likalaruku]

Looks:
Game: Different every time, unless you want a repeat. Ages quickly.
Sex: Same game every night for months. Ages slowly.

Availability:
Game: Always in the mood, never gets headaches.
Sex: Doesn't overheat, doesn't need to be sent in for repairs.

Price:
Game: Free-to-play - Platinum edition. Gets cheaper with age.
Sex: Free if you're lucky, One of those things you have to pay cash to torrent.

Health:
Game: Copy protection software. Bugs & glitches will take a year of patching. Backwards capability problems.
Sex: A mystery bag of health & STDs, some deadly, some alive & crawling.

Relationship:
Game: AI might be cheating on you & you have to work really hard to get the last word.
Sex: Might be planning to develop it's own little game you can both lose sleep over every night for 3 years.

Time:
Games: Can go on for hours, days, weeks.
Sex: Spontaneous short meetings.

 

[Tallim]

This song is fantastically appropriate for this thread:


Sex is my choice.

 

[SweetShark]

And that's not even going into the physical pleasure which is just... unreal. When you're making love, and doing it right, it's like every single one of your nerves is firing lightning bolts through your synapses. In a good way. You've not only got that wonderful, amazing feeling of heat and warmth and fuzzy goodness down where your meaty bits are, you've got all the sensual stimulation that happens everytime your partner runs their hands over your back, or digs their nails into your shoulders, or starts running their tongue over your earlobe, where it feels like electricity is running over your skin...

not everyone enjoy sex as you do. you may be the future, prolinging human race, but some people dont actually find sex that electrifying.

Plus I must say you literally lose your world if you kiss your sex partner with a long sexy french kiss.
You will only listen the sound of your lips and tongues becoming one fainting in black while your body feel the warm body of her .......fffffffffffffffwwffwfa

french kiss is one of the most disgusting thing in human behavior. why is it so popular is beyond me.

What.
My friend, why you think this is disgusting? You must always show to your girlfriend how much you love her. Heck, I dare to say make-out is the best part of the sex.

 

[Strazdas]

What.
My friend, why you think this is disgusting? You must always show to your girlfriend how much you love her. Heck, I dare to say make-out is the best part of the sex.

So spreading disgusting saliva into eachother is a sign of love? you make me sick.
makeout and kissing are different things.

 

[SweetShark]

No you can't, ever tried getting a BJ while playing CoD? You can't really get hard and your K/D will plummet.

A... uh... friend... who tried this... didn't have a problem with it functioning well and said it actually made him play better. It was Gears of War, not CoD, though. Try that one.

Or, yehknow, he might have been lying in the hopes that the positive attitude would lead to more blow jobs.

Why don't you let the girl play the videogame and you have the real fun?
A good example is Raven Riley and her Halo videogame.

Spoiler

google it, I am lazy to post

 

[SweetShark]

What.
My friend, why you think this is disgusting? You must always show to your girlfriend how much you love her. Heck, I dare to say make-out is the best part of the sex.

So spreading disgusting saliva into eachother is a sign of love? you make me sick.
makeout and kissing are different things.

Why the heck you think is the saliva of your sex partner disgusting? Are you telling me you don't dare to let your sex partner lick you in general?