Poll: Who is the most badass US president?

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Jadak

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I'll be honest, I only came into this thread thinking of Futurama and intending to vote Reagan. Otherwise, my knowledge of American political history is not all that extensive.
 

a ginger491

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Anomynous 167 said:
HA!
This poll is a sham! None of these people are American Presidents, because they are all currently unemployed/dead.
Fine I'll edit the title just for you to "who is/was the most badass US President.?"
EDIT: Damn I can't do that.
 

Saika Renegade

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It's hard to pick between Theodore Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson. Both men lived in eras where modern medicine had just as good a chance at killing you as curing you, survived being shot (not merely shot at), and were both known for participation in wars. Roosevelt overcame his sickly youth to be, among other things, a cowboy, a police commissioner, Assistant Secretary of the Navy, and President. Jackson was shot more times than is healthy even in the modern day and age, survived being orphaned by the British, the whole of the War of 1812, and had to be stopped from visiting brutal blunt force trauma on a man who sought to assassinate him. I think pure precedent might give this one to Jackson, who simply had less technology to supplement his badass nature.
 

RedDeadFred

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Abe Lincoln. Watch him go toe to toe with Chuck Norris!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y&feature=fvsr
I'm not from the US so my knowledge of their President's is limited. This video is pretty much what I am basing my vote off of.
 

DonMartin

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Gotta go with Teddy on this one, however...

...there has never been a better time to post this. Ever.
 

Torrasque

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Abe Lincoln <url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln,_Vampire_Hunter>because he killed vampires.
 

JesterRaiin

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Abraham Lincoln.
He is like unmovable, unbreakable stone giant in liquid, shifting world.
 

Violator[xL]

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Eisenhower. He warned, but they didn't listen. Military Industrial Complex won, the people lost.
 

Orcboyphil

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Taft, he certainly had the biggest bad ass. It trapping him in the bath like that. Still no president was as Bad arse as Churchill, the eloquent drunk who won the war on no sleep and a cocktail of drugs that would make any rockstar blush.
 

Voodoomancer

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I'm surprised no one has linked any of these yet: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.307946-These-Arent-Your-Grandpas-Presidential-Portraits
 

SkillOverKill

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You should rename this poll, "Who doesn't know about Andrew Jackson?" because so far the only thing I have learned from these poll numbers is that only 6.9% of people polled know about this guy. True Story: Chuck Norris was conceived by virgin birth, from Andrew Jackson's semen.
 

Anomynous 167

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cahtush said:
Colbert ofcourse, and why isint he an option?
Because he was/is never an American President.

Why isn't Rupert Murdoch an option? He is an American (A TRAITOROUS ONE TO OUR COMMON WEALTH), and a president, so he should be able to be voted for.
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Voodoomancer said:
I'm surprised no one has linked any of these yet: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.307946-These-Arent-Your-Grandpas-Presidential-Portraits
I am not surprised, and PS. Some one has linked that article in this topic, YOU.
 

cahtush

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Anomynous 167 said:
cahtush said:
Colbert ofcourse, and why isint he an option?
Because he was/is never an American President.

Why isn't Rupert Murdoch an option? He is an American (A TRAITOROUS ONE TO OUR COMMON WEALTH), and a president, so he should be able to be voted for.
I beg you pardon?
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