Poll: who will you be at the apocalypse

[Ritual]

I'd watch it all unfold on TV unbelieving until I found one or two of them in my back yard, then I'd probably throw my record collection at them. End up in a pub surrounded by zombies and basically get eaten in the end or miraculously get saved by a friend I bumped into on the way to the pub, who happened to bring the army. Then set about rebuilding society with a zombie in my shed who used to be my best friend... or something like that

 

[idodo35]

I'd watch it all unfold on TV unbelieving until I found one or two of them in my back yard, then I'd probably throw my record collection at them. End up in a pub surrounded by zombies and basically get eaten in the end or miraculously get saved by a friend I bumped into on the way to the pub, who happened to bring the army. Then set about rebuilding society with a zombie in my shed who used to be my best friend... or something like that

isnt that prety much "shawn of the dead"s script changed a bit?

 

[Kazelf]

Crazy guy with a rifle says I!
I would help people but of course be mentally deranged by this point in time.
Probably wear a top-hat and ramble incessantly on about nothing.
I'd also probably write about everything occuring, who needs a crazy historian?

 

[Aphex Demon]

Is that supposed to say Other?

...Anyway, me and my friends planned to man the top of the church in our town, which is huge by the way. Sit there, with a sniper, a fuck load of ammo and make the most out of it.

so youll be a bunch of corpses on the top of a church?
well good for you
and yes its suposed to say other im not sure how do i change it...

Eventually yeah I guess so. Barricades would be up for a while though, and someone guarding the door.

I'm assuming this is a Zombie apocalypse by the way.

well yea it is the zombie apocalypse (undead dear ones)
but i meant from starvation or that youl run out of bullets or that a massive herd will tear the place down (remember youre shooting that means u are atracting zombies...)

The church is actually 100 metres away from a supermarket! We would send squads to go and raid the place!

Also, everything will have a silencer on it ><

silencers on a sniper?
and the super market WILL run out of supllies fast if it will be stuff geting bad you guys eating everything or another group raiding the place it will happen
and if youre in a big city (if you are...) there will be to many zombies to snipe out in order to cross a main street (again you have to) safely

Yup, silencer's on snipers. Also, shotguns, for when shit hits the fan.

Well, we can get a weeks worth, then move to a different location!

Nope, small town, nice and cosy :3

if that a small town where did you get the equipment? where do you restock on bullets? and how manny other groups are there? how many of them unfriendly or insane? what about your budies? are they all trust worthy?

There is a gun shop around 9 miles away, so we would go there before, stock up on shotguns, crossbows, ammo etc...
Not sure how many other group there are but i'll assume the town would be pretty empty because it was fled by people wanting to cross the border.

Stone (the town we live in) has the odd one or two crazy people, but we could just shoot em, then use them as bait for the Zombies as a decoy perhaps.

Our group will be a damn trustworthy group. If all else fails I still got my best mates to gun along side with. ;D

 

[RejjeN]

Dead...

 

[idodo35]

Is that supposed to say Other?

...Anyway, me and my friends planned to man the top of the church in our town, which is huge by the way. Sit there, with a sniper, a fuck load of ammo and make the most out of it.

so youll be a bunch of corpses on the top of a church?
well good for you
and yes its suposed to say other im not sure how do i change it...

Eventually yeah I guess so. Barricades would be up for a while though, and someone guarding the door.

I'm assuming this is a Zombie apocalypse by the way.

well yea it is the zombie apocalypse (undead dear ones)
but i meant from starvation or that youl run out of bullets or that a massive herd will tear the place down (remember youre shooting that means u are atracting zombies...)

The church is actually 100 metres away from a supermarket! We would send squads to go and raid the place!

Also, everything will have a silencer on it ><

silencers on a sniper?
and the super market WILL run out of supllies fast if it will be stuff geting bad you guys eating everything or another group raiding the place it will happen
and if youre in a big city (if you are...) there will be to many zombies to snipe out in order to cross a main street (again you have to) safely

Yup, silencer's on snipers. Also, shotguns, for when shit hits the fan.

Well, we can get a weeks worth, then move to a different location!

Nope, small town, nice and cosy :3

if that a small town where did you get the equipment? where do you restock on bullets? and how manny other groups are there? how many of them unfriendly or insane? what about your budies? are they all trust worthy?

There is a gun shop around 9 miles away, so we would go there before, stock up on shotguns, crossbows, ammo etc...
Not sure how many other group there are but i'll assume the town would be pretty empty because it was fled by people wanting to cross the border.

Stone (the town we live in) has the odd one or two crazy people, but we could just shoot em, then use them as bait for the Zombies as a decoy perhaps.

Our group will be a damn trustworthy group. If all else fails I still got my best mates to gun along side with. ;D

you cant know who goes and who stayes you must assume 50% of the town is still somwhere around (alive) and that 5% of the town is insane by the loss of theyr loved ones or something else a psycopath can convinse you to trust him (thats what they do) and it can always be one of your pals...

 

[Cheesus333]

Seems like the poll is missing the obvious choices of 'zombie' and 'dead'...

Cause I'd be one of those. Probably the latter, given my Realistic Zombie Plan Mk. II

[sub]Here's a hint: I kill myself in the most permanent way I can imagine.[/sub]

 

[Ritual]

I'd watch it all unfold on TV unbelieving until I found one or two of them in my back yard, then I'd probably throw my record collection at them. End up in a pub surrounded by zombies and basically get eaten in the end or miraculously get saved by a friend I bumped into on the way to the pub, who happened to bring the army. Then set about rebuilding society with a zombie in my shed who used to be my best friend... or something like that

isnt that prety much "shawn of the dead"s script changed a bit?

Shortened, and slightly changed but yeah... what do you want something fanciful or the truth?
Truth is I'd probably end up a zombie or a zombies lunch.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I live in Rugeley, the zombies won't want to bite the scum that live here so it'll be all good. Even zombies have standards...

It'll be a safe zone; though again it's such an utter shithole that the survivors probably wouldn't want to stay here. Fuck I'd rather ram raid Guns & Tackle in town and fight my way 10 miles to Cannock and make a fortress out of the multi-story car park.

But fuck being a badass loner, you know how those guys turned out. Massive fortress is massive; but massively understaffed. There are a few gun toting locals and a self-proclaimed Bear Grylls Mk. II. It'd be a ragtag group of ex-cadets, Bear Grylls and anyone else who feels like pitching in. I'm more of a tactician so I'll gladly take on the role!

 

[idodo35]

I'd watch it all unfold on TV unbelieving until I found one or two of them in my back yard, then I'd probably throw my record collection at them. End up in a pub surrounded by zombies and basically get eaten in the end or miraculously get saved by a friend I bumped into on the way to the pub, who happened to bring the army. Then set about rebuilding society with a zombie in my shed who used to be my best friend... or something like that

isnt that prety much "shawn of the dead"s script changed a bit?

Shortened, and slightly changed but yeah... what do you want something fanciful or the truth?
Truth is I'd probably end up a zombie or a zombies lunch.

i dont have anything about taking ideas from exsisting sources (my answer is a guy from the "walking dead" comic series) just wanted to know if i reconized XD

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

This guy.


New video each week showing off a new gun.

Plus, he's got a sweetass Russian accent. I would live forever.

 

[Kazelf]

5% of the town is insane by the loss of theyr loved ones or something else a psycopath can convinse you to trust him (thats what they do)

Since when were you a pyschologist? There are so many types of insanity and most of them don't involve lying to people.

This guy.

New video each week showing off a new gun.

Plus, he's got a sweetass Russian accent. I would live forever.

^ F^&* yes. That's all I have to say.

 

[JackWestJr]

I would be like Bill Muray in Zombieland!!!! I would pretend to be a zombie!

Oh, BTW: What happens when everyone turns into a zombie or die? Do Zombies just go on with their daily duties such as shopping and driving to their boring office jobs everyday?...

 

[mariofan1000]

The suicidal. I have no hopes of survival so and I DON'T WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE.

 

[Kazelf]

I would be like Bill Muray in Zombieland!!!! I would pretend to be a zombie!

Oh, BTW: What happens when everyone turns into a zombie or die? Do Zombies just go on with their daily duties such as shopping and driving to their boring office jobs everyday?...

They post in threads about how people could come back and turn every zombie back into one of those awful things.

EDIT: Also, Bill Murray is rather excellent, let's just hope there's no people with quick trigger fingers.

 

[idodo35]

This guy.


New video each week showing off a new gun.

Plus, he's got a sweetass Russian accent. I would live forever.

actualy youl die on day one making so much noise...
herd...

 

[Kazelf]

Two people armed to the teeth in a well dug-in environment can't really be taken out. All you'd need is a choke-point and then a vantage point, chuck in some barbed-wire and/or wall/fence and you can't really be harmed, at least not for a while.

 

[idodo35]

5% of the town is insane by the loss of theyr loved ones or something else a psycopath can convinse you to trust him (thats what they do)

Since when were you a pyschologist? There are so many types of insanity and most of them don't involve lying to people.

yea but im talking about psycopaths a specific kind of mental illnes that will probably be very common in such a case
and my mother is a psychologist so i know whats a psycopath is...

 

[idodo35]

I would be like Bill Muray in Zombieland!!!! I would pretend to be a zombie!

Oh, BTW: What happens when everyone turns into a zombie or die? Do Zombies just go on with their daily duties such as shopping and driving to their boring office jobs everyday?...

They post in threads about how people could come back and turn every zombie back into one of those awful things.

EDIT: Also, Bill Murray is rather excellent, let's just hope there's no people with quick trigger fingers.

true... but i dont think that would have worked... my guess zombies do not use theyr eyesigt rather than theyre ears and nose to locate theyr pray...