Poll: Who would win in a fight?

[DarkhoIlow]

Kratos has been kicking god's asses for the past 3(4 if including chains of olympus on PSP)games.I think he can handle a mere mortal ^^

 

[Fwee]

Mercer, because he's the only one who I don't think is a 100% twat + he doesn't need pills to eat people. Sorry Pacman, you're second place.

Yeah but Mercer needs to eat PEOPLE in order ro understand what the f**k is happening

Pac Man:1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Mercer:1

Ah, but you don't have to know what's going on to be able to have your ribspikes tear through someone's legs to burst out of their chests, do you?
Plus Pacman would still need quarters to continue the fight. I wouldn't be able to back a contender who's main weaknesses are people who are already dead and a lack of loose change.

 

[QuietBrilliance]

Gotta go with Alex Mercer with this one, that guy is damn near unstoppable.

 

[Fidelias]

Those are horrible options. Revan would win.

The only others that could come close would be Alex Mercer and Kratos. And those two are complete brutes. All strength, no intelligence. A poodle could outsmart them.

So yeah, fear the Dark Lord

 

[HassEsser]

I looked at your poll

Saw Kratos at top

Didn't even look at the other options

 

[Maddenfreak]

I know he's not on your list, but i think this might answer your question http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiRH47J_zuI

 

[BoogieManFL]

I decided not to vote when I saw Pac Man.

 

[Fwee]

Continued on next page because I hit the wrong button!

 

[joshuaayt]

Mercer- I seem to remember his creators saying that he was literally the most powerful guy ever written in a story. I'm not sure if creators are allowed to do that, but there it is.

 

[Fwee]

Mercer, because he's the only one who I don't think is a 100% twat + he doesn't need pills to eat people. Sorry Pacman, you're second place.

Yeah but Mercer needs to eat PEOPLE in order ro understand what the f**k is happening

Pac Man:1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Mercer:1

Ah, but you don't have to know what's going on to be able to have your ribspikes tear through someone's legs to burst out of their chests, do you?
Plus Pacman would still need quarters to continue the fight. I wouldn't be able to back a contender who's main weaknesses are people who are already dead and a lack of loose change.

Yet who would back a contentender thick enough to get backstabbed by his bland grey girlfriend and is so grey himself he isn't the star in the sequel?

Fallen into my trap!
He's still the entire REASON there's a sequel. Everyone knows that the villains are the best thing about a story!
Plus, I'm bored with this so I'm not going to respond again. I'll just assume from now on that I won and I'm right about everything, just like everyone else on this site, nyah!

 

[SilentCom]

You should have Chuck Norris on there, or at least Mr. Rogers (cookie for reference).

where's ma cookie!?!

You get some om nom noms

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

You can always bet on Duke...