This is the best thread ever.
Although, apparently, the new version of My Little Pony is vastly different from the My Little Pony of my youth. Seeing as the last time I watched an original episode (a couple of months ago, shut up) there appeared to be some sort of zebra paedophile who kidnapped the baby ponies and made them sing in a band for... I've lost my train of thought. Was My Little Pony always that fucked up?
Anyway, I have six My Little Ponies (three original, three new style) on a shelf above my des-- why are you all looking at me like that? They were ironic gifts, okay?
MLP fo' lyfe.