Poll: Why are you Single?

[heyheysg]

By choice.

I am notoriously misanthropic. I can not stand to be around the same person for longer than a couple months which becomes problematic when relationships aim to exceed that time limit. There's not much I can do about it. It's not that I'm in any way low in self esteem. It's quite the contrary, I'm so self confident that I'm literally the only company I need slash want.

Open to any suggestions.

I feel you man, similar issues with humanity in general, except the thing is people still do get horny and/or lonely.

So go out and relationship hop I guess, eventually you'll find someone that more or less complements your flaws.

I'm still looking though

 

[CaptainPommby]

How the fuck did you know? D:
Ahaha!

 

[Lord Krunk]

Never asked, never been asked.

While it gets lonely at times, I think I'd actually prefer being single.

 

[troth]

Almost all of them for me.

 

[selce]

Dont really have any problem getting dates but the kind of girls i do attract usually fall into the slightly crazy category, so i tend to stay single.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

Even though we just had a topic like this 2 weeks ago (you non search bar searcher, you.), It's not by choice I'm single. Women in my area just want obnoxious jocks or total meatheads, and they wonder why they leave them once they fall pregnant...

 

[SommeS]

have had a gamer girlfriend for over 3 years now.. it's the best.. me and my girl play alot togheter so i wish you all luck in finding your special someone

 

[Kitteh]

cuz im a skinny, zitty, weird guy who of all things plays the instrument that makes no one look even remotely attractive: the oboe

 

[Shockolate]

I'm single because I'm a lazy fuckwad who does't ever (EVER!) want to leave his house.

Plus, I often have a hard time describing any thoughts and feelings (other than sarcastic remarks or insults) I might have in person.

I usually just sit back, laugh, and add a witty comment/ball bustingly offensive insult to the conversation every once and a while.

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

The fact that at this point I haven't had a real relationship for one doesn't really help me get a relationship.

Also I'm a wonderfully awful person. Wonderful because my good side is warm and fuzzy. Awful because when I have a mood swing I can get pretty emo and dramatic.

So I'm going to say I'm weird.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

just by choice,

 

[Lord Krunk]

cuz im a skinny, zitty, weird guy who of all things plays the instrument that makes no one look even remotely attractive: the oboe

Ooh, ouch. On the bright side you can use it to your advantage:

"I might play a weird instrument, but when you hear me play said instrument you ladies all know I'm good with my fingers. And my hands."

Being a clarinet and piano player, I love to joke about that kind of stuff.

 

[Flame Sama]

I've met three people in my 16 years that fit my standards-all out of reach one way or another. So...picky, and by choice I guess.

 

[Kruxxor]

Low self esteem, I can't just walk up to a girl when out and start talking to her. Or I can, but I need to be so drunk that I don't remember the whole night.

Woe is me and all that jazz

Hopefully, if things go my way, I won't be single for too much longer, I just hope I can get back with her =(

 

[Nickolai77]

I don't actually know anyone whom is both single and suitable for going out with me- and i'm a university student!

Hmmm...Does this mean i'm too picky?

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

Just got out of a relationship with a crazy chick. (Did not know she was crazy at first! But then again isn't that how it always goes) The problem is she is still crazy over me. So I'm afraid of getting into another relationship because I don't want the girl I'll be dating to be harassed by my ex. Isn't high school a *****... -.-

Oh and sorry for sounding like a complete dick but some of you guys are fucking pathetic. Grow some balls and just ask her out. If she says no then oh fucking well. Life goes on.

 

[merc hunter]

Single at the moment, 2 reasons,
1. just got out of a crazy F%$ked up relationship so kinda by choice and
2. really dont want the same thing to happen again, in saying that im working on asking someone out, hopefully before I ship off to basic training.

 

[RobThePrezodent]

i guess just because all in all i suck at life

That statement makes me sad and I've decided not to believe you. How can you suck at life when you're the Prezodent?

hehe it's from a song. the line is "i want to rob the prez-o-dent" not "w00t im the prezodent." you should check it out, it's very good

 

[zhoominator]

Oh and sorry for sounding like a complete dick but some of you guys are fucking pathetic. Grow some balls and just ask her out. If she says no then oh fucking well. Life goes on.

Easier said than done when you've been rejected... what is it now... well it's certainly over 20 times in a row...

Mind you, I have lost the fear of rejection, it's just the self confidence that's taking the major bashing these days.