Poll: why do creepers exploded?

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lacktheknack

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theheroofaction said:
It's all because of the simplistic nature of the minecraft world.

When a creeper approaches a miner a gas that miners emit contacts the creeper, this gas causes the creeper to fart.

The explosion is just the minimum size necessary in this blocky world for a fart to complete.
Then why does the fart emit from the CENTER of the creeper instead of the lower section?

Also, the gas should be pervasive, why does it have a shrapnel effect?

http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/thumb/9/92/ExplosionRay.png/542px-ExplosionRay.png
 

similar.squirrel

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Because your writing makes baby Jesus cry, that's why. Proofread before you post, please. Capital letters and punctuation are pretty fly.
 

MindBullets

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Not only that, but they make sure to explode near something living (i.e. the player) so that it kills them and the corpse will fertilise the seeds better.

This actually works quite well. Should be canon.
 

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Cheesus333 said:
That's ridic-!

...Wait...

...Actually, as far as Creeper reproduction theories go, that's one of the more sensible ones. Maybe they just stalk you relentlessly because they're so happy about all the reproduction they're about to do and they want to tell you about it, but then they can't wait so they explode instead. Then the Creeplets[footnote]Bear with me here, folks[/footnote], too small to see, scuttle away in different directions until they suddenly pop to full size, and the cycle begins anew.

Now if we can just figure out where all the fucking Skeletons come from, we'll be sorted. Personally, I think the skeletons are all your past incarnations that fell into lava or were fossilised.
thank you, that fleshes it out more then my original idea.
p.s. i think skeletons are just zombies the are so old that there is nothing left but bones,also they have learned to use bow due to natural selection.
 

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there's a type of ant that can blow itself up using a chemical charge. No joke. So maybe creepers are like that.

But what I thought was, they're a type of fungus that spreads its spores by exploding. It tries to kill you with the explosion because it needs decay to feed the growth.
 

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lacktheknack said:
maybe because they have orifices in center.

maybe, the explosion starts in their intestine block

the world may never know.



Whoever knew scientifically analyzing fiction could be fun?
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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SammiYin said:
I think in a game where lava just sets fire to you and trees can grow underground...it really doesn't matter.
Trees can grow underground...



The jungle of Han Son Doong the worlds largest cave. :3

That guy absailing just heard Tssssssssssssssss.
 

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I think you're close, that the reason is evolution, but there's a little more to it. They're evolved from cactii, some of which require enormous room for their roots to spread. In this particular species, that's made them territorial, but they needed a way to defend themselves. After millions of years of evolution, they developed a way to detach part of their main surface extrusion from their roots and it travels towards the nearest source of heat (which is why they avoid zombies and skeletons, and also why they come out at night, when the sun can't create heat to obstruct their own tracking). The appearance of eyes and a mouth are also there as a warning, similar to the way other creatures can produce false faces or bright colors. The hissing, however, is not intended as a warning, but is the heat causing the redstone to ignite.

The real physiological explanation for their exploding is uncertain as they are unsafe to approach at any time, but it is suspected that, growing in the ore-rich environment that they do, they unintentionally included some of the volatile redstone so prominent in most areas. A particular breed mutation included what was once a naturally occurring explosive material, and when animals would attempt to graze on them, the increased body heat at the proximity caused a reaction between the redstone and the explosive material. This kept their habitat relatively free of grazing animals and encouraged the mutation to increase in the species. Because of it's powerful defense, the species propagated widely, and has absorbed all sources of the explosive material, which is now produced almost exclusively inside their external shell. Redstone only still exists because it was a deep ore which was revealed later through natural erosion, and many deposits remain deep, beyond the creeper's ability to reach it's roots.

However, at first they remained stationary, and animals grew to understand that, as long as they grazed only on the farthest reaches of their roots, they would be safe. Eventually, the creeper extended its body across all its roots, but this quickly became too much for the roots to maintain, so it instead learned a method of locomotion (much like how fly traps can open and close, or the way ivy climbs up walls). The "legs" as they appear, are actually continuously re-attaching root connections. The roots are doing all the actual movement, pushing the creeper protrusion along the ground by connecting and disconnecting a sequence of roots along the ground towards the goal.

Through all this, the corpses of animals was an unexpected benefit to their growth: it allowed them to spread their roots wider than ever by using these bodies as nutrients, which is why they are so widespread across the land.

The best way to deal with this dangerous plant form is to use some kind of ranged weapon so the plant can't use enough heat to cause the reaction within its body. The goal is to break its outer husk and cause it to lose vital fluids. If it loses enough, the roots will abandon the husk as it becomes too costly for the main creeper plant to maintain it, leaving the explorer to collect the explosive remnants for their own usage.

Sometimes, they eat music discs. No one knows why.

(OK, after writing this, I think I might post a bit of an updated, more well-organized version of this to my blog later. I forgot how fun creating false analyzation for this stuff was.)
 

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bleachigo10 said:
I'd be much more interested in how those stupid skeletons keep getting bows and arrows.
Or for that matter where the feathers are on zombies. And do ghasts just have an organ that produces explosive mortars? I think we need a dissecting table to go with the crafting table.
 

lacktheknack

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OutrageousEmu said:
Poor coding. The guy was trying to create an animal, but whenever it touched the PC, it exploded due to a bug he couldn't remove. So he left it in.
lolwut? That's not how programming works...

It WAS a failed pig model that he grew to its current size, but it's certainly meant to explode. Anyone with any experience in behavioral programming can tell you that if he can make a non-explosive zombie, he can make a non-explosive creeper.

Also, it doesn't explode if it TOUCHES you, it explodes if it gets NEAR you. And it flashes white as it does so. And it can cancel its explosive course of action if you knock it back. Basically, tell the guy who told you that silly tidbit that he has no idea what he's talking about.
 

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They don't, you just happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time as the military bombs them, they don't hssssssssss, they are trying to say shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-.
 

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It's simple.

First, we must accept the premise that zombies are the corpses of Minecrafters who died in caves and never, ever got to respawn. However, we all know that zombies are mindless, soulless husks. Creepers, on the other hand, are the furious souls of those Minecrafters, that seep into the dirt and gravel and eventually gather enough together via spiritual energy to form their own body. (Souls in the world of Minecraft apparently have four legs and thin bodies.) Mold quickly grows on these bodies, giving them their green coloration.

Creepers remember their former lives, and how much fun living Minecrafters are still having digging and building. And Creepers hate living Minecrafters for still being alive, and having hands with which to dig and build. That hate builds up, increasing every time the Creeper sees sunlight or torches or (especially) living Minecrafters. And that hate supercharges the spiritual energy, creating heat- so much heat that it fuses the sand and gravel into gunpowder.

And then, through determination or cunning or just plain luck, a Creeper finds itself within sight of a living Minecrafter.

You know what happens from there.

[small]Oh, and about Ghasts... did you think that those hateful Creeperized souls just "went away" when you killed them? Oh, no no no. You send them to Minecraft Hell, where all their hate and supercharged spiritual energy is free to gather, to grow more powerful. And then you make the mistake of waltzing into their domain....[/small]

Bonus nightmare fuel! [http://www.epicminecraft.com/wallpapers/minecraft-ghast-wallpaper.jpg]
 

SeaMonster1776

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Well, they do glow green... So they're probably just really gassy and when they get to excited about meeting a new friend they accidentally "let one rip"?
 

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xXxJessicaxXx said:
SammiYin said:
I think in a game where lava just sets fire to you and trees can grow underground...it really doesn't matter.
Trees can grow underground...



The jungle of Han Son Doong the worlds largest cave. :3

That guy absailing just heard Tssssssssssssssss.
Fail on my part then :(