Poll: WikiLeaks set to reveal US-UFO war in southern ocean

[Jark212]

Sounds like a setting for a awesome movie, or video game...

 

[Cowabungaa]

Wait a second...that sounds familiar...oh, that's right:
Anyway, in today's technological era I doubt anyone except the USA would've noticed this. It's not like China, Russia, the EU and pretty much every other wealthy country has all kinds of satellites in the sky.

Of course there is still that faint glimmer of hope that this is real. Tragic war or not, freakin' aliens man!!!

But you know. this is the source [http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/]. I mean, just look at it.

 

[JWAN]

Just because its on wikileaks doesn't mean its real.

 

[Leeham720]

It coincides with the Mayan prophecy of 2012?

The thing that isn't a prophecy..that was probably inaccruately estimated...that would actually be a time of celebration?

Lack of basic facts = whole article is fail.

 

[Anarchemitis]

The Mayan Calendar also declares December 26th the new April 1st.

 

[Kortney]

Haha.

Few things wrong with this. Why were only the USA notified? Surely they'd alert allies.

Why did only US sensors/satellites/whatever pick this up?

How did the US get resources to fight a war from the USA to the South Pole without someone noticing?

How did they fight this war without someone noticing?

 

[thirion1850]

I have a feeling someone's trolling. *sniff sniff* Yeah, sure smells like it 'round here.

C'mon, folks, honestly. If this isn't an attempt at making Wikileaks look like a bunch of pansies, I'm not sure what is. Also, Anons are a terrorist organization hell bent on destroying the interwebz.

 

[Nouw]

I hope this is real, Will Smith can save the day!

This will be interesting to say the least

 

[Nimcha]

I've heard so many weirder things about UFOs than this. No reason to believe this is any more likely to even be remotely related to truth though.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Spice must flow

I see what you did there!

It's nice to see though that almost 54% of you lot will openly welcome our "possible" alien visitors. Now that is true Earth hospitality right there!

 

[Enigma6667]

Just the moment they mentioned "7/11" I knew it had to be a joke. And I'll admit, I actually kinda lol'd.

 

[linkvegeta]

I kinda believe it and i kinda dont, i believe in other life out there and if they have actual aircraft like they say then there is no war because they would be able to destroy th USA no problem.

 

[Gaz6231]

I can't believe how many people here are voicing mild skepticism as though it may or may not be true.

 

[EonEire]

Let say for a moment that this is "real":

1) The America depicted in this would not exist 24 hours after the exposure that ANY country in the world would withhold this level of information and attempt to handle this situation itself and place the entire planet in danger, more so, by not asking for assistance with a threat of that magnitude, by every other country firing as many WMDs in its direction.

2) America are not the only country with satellites in the sky and nobody else picked this up?

Assuming arguendo that this is true, your second question answers your first outburst. The rationale is simple, if no one else can even pick up their existence, then telling everybody and their mother about it would do jack all except generate panic.

And attempting to handle a possible alien invasion by itself is, what exactly? And what I meant was other countries would jump at the chance to show (imaginary) America up as a self centred ego maniac rambo-esque mess regardless of the panic that would ensue.

 

[EonEire]

3) If they have space travel why don't they just bombard us from space where retaliation is much more difficult? Why place themselves in a position where we can respond better? That doesn't sound like a highly evolved race of anything to me.

To you "highly evolved" means "bombarding from space"? That is interesting...
Maybe other species have come to different conclusions, one can hope atleast.

Why would they come to the conclusion that giving us any ability to respond in a manner that gives us a better chance of retaliation a good idea? That's like a sniper standing 3 feet away.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Kinda smells like the kind of stuff Weekly World News puts out.

I miss that rag...I wonder what Bat Boy is up to?

Anyway: Ever since I've heard of Wikileaks I've been increasingly disappointed by it. Instead of outing the fact that the nations of the world are communicating with/ trading with/ warring with extra-terrestrial entities, Wikileaks have been giving up info about what country A is saying about country B. It's being used as a gossip website that can cause wars! A governmental myspace when it could be giving people valuable information like, the putting average of kix-bal from Titan or, the height and weight of ziggleporf, med dealer of the Andromeda system.

 

[badgersprite]

...Can we have sex with them? =3

That's really what my reaction to this inevitable space war! depends upon. If the invading species were like the asari, I'd switch sides in a heartbeat. Sorry, humanity, but the blue space babes have spoken. =P

 

[Redingold]

Y'know, it's funny how good governments are at hushing up alien invasions, given their track record in every other matter.

But seriously, no way is this real.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Looks like someone is trying to discredit Wikileaks, I wonder who though?
*scratches chin*

Precisely my thoughts.

It could be the so called fragmentation of the sites workbase. I've heard there's been some tension within their ranks and so a group wishes to split.

It could also be any of the numerous people they've pissed off.

Wow is this true? HAHAH, I actually have an internet law I've told numerous times on here called "Jaded Veteran Website Syndrome", its when frequenters of a site realise its not built precisely for them so they storm off in a huff.

"I'm leaving forumville forever!, its not like its golden days anymore you fags!"