Poll: Worst games to play while drunk.

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Stuntcrab

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portal because you need your brain on all the time while your playing a puzzle game and portal, sort of tests your problem solving skills

By the way: how long did it take YOU to beat portal, me:5 hours
 

Enigmers

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I suppose Drunken Wii Bowling could turn out disastrous.

Benj17 said:
Kodlak said:
Guitar Hero didn't end too well when me and a few mates played it drunk. slightly off topic but the best game ever to play drunk is Twister!!
correction

naked twister
Drunk twister always ends up as Naked Twister.
 

InvisibleSeal

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I don't generally play games when I'm drunk, though sometimes when my friends stay over (non-gaming ones) they insist on playing something. Oddly, I've probably played my best an guitar hero when drunk. Maybe it's because I don't feel any of the cramp on my fingers or something.

The worst would be Devil May Cry 3. I was very far in the game, and my friend say it and said it had a "cool name". I then proceeded to show her just how bad a person could possibly be at the game...
 

Danglybits

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I'm sure the that survival horror would be a bad idea to play while in the correct state of drunk (the jumpy one, not the invincible one). I find that one shot steadies my aim but two and beyond becomes pure comedy. I like to play platformers drunk and buzzed and try and fight the impairment. Or GTA, its all the fun of drunk driving with none of the consequences.
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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I'm a much better Scout/Soldier/Pyro when I've had a few. Sniper/Engineer/Spy, not so much.

There was also the time I got completely splattered and had a go at I Wanna Be The Guy. To say my language was "colourful" (as one of my mates did) would be like saying Modern Warfare 2 sold quite well.
 

fix-the-spade

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Any game ine the Wipeout series is horrific when drunk.

In fact the combination of loud music, motion sickness and co-ordination made me feel so ill I quit drinking...
 

Sir_Tor

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I've tried to plat G-mod while heavily intoxicated. I tried building a crude catapult but was unable to as mycoordination was waaay off and I couldn't stop laughing. And if I remember correctly I played L4D with some friends. Apparently I kept shooting my teammates and would never stop talking.
 

fix-the-spade

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GRoXERs said:
Epic necro because I'm pretty drunk right now and I'm about to figure out whether or not I'm still good at MewTwo. I have discovered that I am in fact better at the N64 version of Super Smash Brothers while drunk, but I'm willing to bet the same doesn't apply to MW2...
Hmm... a drunken master.

Does it matter in MewTwo? Run forward and sprraaaayyyyyy!
 

Professor M

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Heavy Rain most definitely.

I invited a few friends over who hadn't played the game, and we spent an evening drinking and playing it through, no re-starts or do-overs.

Ethan, the most terrible father in all the world (Shaun completely neglected while daddy got pissed and played basketball), Shelby the bumbling oaf (a Shelby head-but to start the fight, followed by getting his head rammed through every object in the room), Madison the cack-handed nurse-wannabe ('Just let me put some ointment on those burns ... PINK BELLY!'), and last but not least, Jayden, who shot Nathaniel literally as soon as he was allowed, took down everyone except the actual suspect during an on foot pursuit, and somehow managed to stumble onto the killer in the final scenes, just to miss one quick-time event and take a sledge hammer straight to the face.
 

FolkLikePanda

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Meh, I have a few pints and cans of lager or cider on the weekends but gotta say probably Nazi Zombies me mates needed me and I fucked off spraying everywhere
 

erbkaiser

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Any adventure, RPG, or other thinking game sucks when drunk.
Driving games are surprisingly fun, even though I suck at them horribly when influenced.
 

Infinatex

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Represent every day!! Haha worst game to play drunk? It's all pretty bad, and it depends how drunk. Nothing like getting home at 4 am from a massive one and diving into some MW2 until the sun comes up.
 

Illusive DiZ

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TheSquirrelisKing said:
Had another drink idea...
In a shot glass add...
1 part High Octane Caffeine of choice
2 parts Paint Melting Alcohol (I'm thinking Vodka but pick your poison)
Add a tiny drop of battery acid (OK, no don't do that. Try a bit of lemon or something else really citrusy)
Pound back and you've just hit yourself with Samus' Charged Shot.
I'll drink to that my good friend!
 

Pariah87

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Guitar Hero was the most annoying game when drunk, I had to drop down to Medium from Expert after a few songs because I was barely scraping through them.

Any GTA game when drunk with some mates is great, you just go on killing sprees doing stupid shit you wouldn't usually do, like going round little Haiti with a flamethrower shouting at 3 in the morning that you needed to cleanse Vice City.

Edit: As for a drinking game, the nastiest I've ever played involved a dirty pint (In this case it had beer, cider, spirits, vinegar and tomato ketchup), place a piece of tissue paper over the top of the glass, wetting the edges so they stay stuck to the edge of the glass, then place a penny or some other small coin the center. In turn everyone has to burn a hole in the tissue paper with either a cigarette or a joint. Whoever makes the penny drop, has to down the drink and spit the penny back into the glass.