Poll: Worst or Wierdest Date Ever?

[jockslap]

Worst: Went on a date with this blonde chick named brittney....god it was the worst time ive ever had in my life...it ended in the bed but still....it was like carrying on a conversaiton with a rubber duck (if the duck had sizeable tits)

Weirdest: I was with this chick who i swear to god was a fucking vampire. She was like... about 5 foot 4 and long black hair, spanish heritage, and a little bit on the skinny side. but we went to a steak house and she ordered this wierd steak that was a i swear to god rarer than rare, it was almost uncooked, just seared a little on the edges...on top of that she had the same wierd fangs that i do...so yea im pretty sure if that had gone any further i would have been a creature of the night.

 

[jockslap]

Not meaning to troll here, but was this topic really necessary? This poll is pretty meaningless, I wish people would stop cluttering up the forum with these useless threads and polls. It's turning into a vanilla version of BYOB.

dosnt matter, people can do as they wish....as long as it is withtin the codes of use and they all are well within their right to do so therefore you have no say in it.

on top of that, fuck off dude, its a forum, its simply for conversation, it doesnt matter what u converse about, its just killing time with the conversation...uve clearly missed the point of a forum -_-

 

[Shinny_Explosions]

Worst: Went on a date with this blonde chick named brittney....god it was the worst time ive ever had in my life...it ended in the bed but still....it was like carrying on a conversaiton with a rubber duck (if the duck had sizeable tits)

Weirdest: I was with this chick who i swear to god was a fucking vampire. She was like... about 5 foot 4 and long black hair, spanish heritage, and a little bit on the skinny side. but we went to a steak house and she ordered this wierd steak that was a i swear to god rarer than rare, it was almost uncooked, just seared a little on the edges...on top of that she had the same wierd fangs that i do...so yea im pretty sure if that had gone any further i would have been a creature of the night.

Ah so the creatures of the night have a "stake" in you.....lol!
Just joking not really was she cute at least?

 

[Shinny_Explosions]

Weirdest: Meeting a girl at the movies, only to find out that she'd invited about seven of her friends to see it with us. Ended up talking with her friends way more than I talked to her, just to get back at her for it.

Worst: Killed a hooker. Was sort of an accident, but I wasn't sorry about it.

???? y would you want to kill a hooker?

 

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

Weirdest: Me and a chick decide to meet up after school and chill. After some hours of WTF just happend moments, It ends with me outside the police station with some serious cash in hand, and her and her dad in jail on atleast 50 different drug charges. Each. Turns out the dude was a supplier to some nasty drug dealers. Fortuantely for me, the girl, nor the father and his drug dealer friends, knew I had any connections to thier arrest. (Thank you )

Worst: Chick uses me to get at her lesbian ex-lover. I almost, and you have no idea how close it was, got knifed by the ex-lover. In the end, they hooked up again for the <insert ANY # here, it will work, trust me> time, and I walk away with a torn shirt.

 

[Jondallar]

And awkward date with a new girl made over the phone which was overheard by the old girlfriend.

The old gf gave me the heave ho for making a coffee date with some other chick and the new girl heard my old girl give me the WTF treatment in the background, and when we met for coffee she informed me that she already had a boyfriend... LMAO tried to be a playa and got played

 

[Jimmyjames]

In high school I took this girl out that I really, really liked. I mean totally in love. It was by all accounts an awesome date. We had a nice dinner at a little Italian place, went to see the Sundays (this was 1992). By Harriet Wheeler's claim, it was their first outdoor show. I grabbed her hand and took her all the way to the front. I could have spit on the singer. Afterwards, we had gellato ice cream and coffee and talked for an hour. We were laughing and getting along great. Everything was perfect.

When I took her home, she got out of the car and bolted right inside. It was like she couldn't get in fast enough. She was like, "bye... see ya, had fun.....:::SLAM::::

Jessica, why did you hate me so?

I think it was that date that made me give up on girls for awhile. I was so bummed about it.