Poll: Worst Weapon Against a Zombie

[Anchupom]

Posting about it on Twitter, or headbutting.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

My imaginary machine gun

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A plastic water bottle would be quite useless... Unless it was filled with acid!

Wait, that wouldn't work well at all...

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I'd imagine the absolute worst weapon would be a stick made of fresh, bloody human brains glued together.

 

[godofallu]

The best weapon is a tea Cup. Ask Riddick.

 

[JWW]

Another zombie.

 

[zyfyn]

yay the katana!!!!! everyone should be a zombie slashing samurai

 

[Nouw]

Posting it on Twitter. Seriously, what can you do?

I will now post the most badass statement here. A Mountain of Cookies for who knows where its from. Don't google it.

There are no Dangerous Weapons, Only Dangerous Men

 

[mobsterlobster]

There's been a lot of replies and I haven't the time to check them all, but someone's bound to have said this already. Nevertheless:

Blue Monday!

 

[Feste the Jester]

My teeth. I hurt one infected and then get infected by Solanum myself.

 

[StonkThis]

Out of the options, twitter, but my own, I'd have to go with a car. With no fuel. The worst part, the CD player is somehow on, and someone left a Justin Bieber CD in there. It's stuck. And it's so loud, the zombies won't come close.

Just thinking about it, I need to change my pants.

 

[twasdfzxcv]

your own brain.

 

[etherlance]

A firm belife in God won't save you.

Your mother won't save you.

But the worst thing to use against a zombie is a Firmy written notice of frustration at the zombie for blatant anti-social behavior and a notice of appeal for an ASBO to be placed on said Zombie.

.......What??
I'm British......It's what we do.

 

[Archindar]

Vomit, definitely vomit. So try not to vomit on zombies, it's not very effective

 

[TastySurvivor]

actually, now that i think about it, if you posted about a zombie attack that was going to happen, someone with a good weapon might come and kill you for twittering during a zombie attack. Then they'll kill the zombie. So technically, it is an effective weapon.

 

[Extasii]

dentures. definetly the worst weapon, if used appropriately.

 

[AhumbleKnight]

Gir. He would be the worst possible weapon to use against Zombies. Mostly because he would end up helping them.

Alternatively he could also be the best possible weapon. It all depends on your instructions.

 

[Quaxar]

Bananas.

At least I'll die with potassium.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/2/128936815612418866.jpg

OT: Showing them the video from The Ring. Zombies can't answer the phone and they normally don't watch TV.

 

[MadBlueWinnie]

Sauce. What the fuck are you gonna do with it, other than improve the way that they taste?

You can improve the way YOU taste?

 

[duchaked]

heh...I honestly don't know what to pick with the poll hahaha

but alas...there is no spoon