Poll: Worst Weapon Against a Zombie

[Arcanite Ripper]

Believe it or not, a chainsaw. Think about it. A chainsaw kills only one at a time, in close combat, AND makes more noise than a gun, thus attracting more than you wind up killing. Plus, chainsaws use fuel quick enough that you're likely to run out before you've killed much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

Have you been reading this, by chance?

 

[kwagamon]

A book. Its soft and it can't hurt them. Even if you read it to them they wont listen. They wouldn't understand

A hoop. What the fuck are you doing trying to kill a zombie with a hoop? There is absolutely no upsides to this shit. Are you seriously going to wrap it around them and then try to pull? I mean at this point they can just grab you. The best thing you can do with this is hook it onto the ceiling and use it to preform a swinging kick. Hoops? Unbelievable...

http://loosavor.org/pics/armenianbooks/19/big%20bible.jpg
A book that could easily kill a zombie. Or a hardcover of Brisingr. That's a bit better if you're more into fast, less-devastating hits.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/phyreblade_blog/Weapons/Aiselne%20Drossel%20Ring/TirasAiselneDrosselRingBlade.jpg
If you think a hoop couldn't kill a zombie, you clearly have never seen this.

Sorry about links instead of images. I'm kinda' new at this and don't know how to add pics to posts yet.

By the way, this is purely in jest. I mean no offense and I understand your argument (although I respectfully disagree with you comments on books.)

 

[kwagamon]

Believe it or not, a chainsaw. Think about it. A chainsaw kills only one at a time, in close combat, AND makes more noise than a gun, thus attracting more than you wind up killing. Plus, chainsaws use fuel quick enough that you're likely to run out before you've killed much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

Have you been reading this, by chance?

I read it a while ago, yeah. Ya' caught me.

 

[breakyoudown]

I knew Soul Cali would be brought up hahah

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

A lot of people seem to think that posting about it on twitter is the least effective. You have to keep in mind that this could get help though. A spoon on the other hand is a low mass, small reach, blunt object. The most useless kind.

 

[Vie]

Peace and Loaahhgeha! Its EATING MY AHhhghha

 

[ww666]

A cigarette, even a lit cigarette wouldn't do much damage to a living corpse.

Unless it's a gasoline or alchohol drenched living corpse, that's gonna cause some hell.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

A lot of people seem to think that posting about it on twitter is the least effective. You have to keep in mind that this could get help though. A spoon on the other hand is a low mass, small reach, blunt object. The most useless kind.

Not true. If you are awesome (not like me) you could flick the spoon through the zombie's eye.

 

[ww666]

A lot of people seem to think that posting about it on twitter is the least effective. You have to keep in mind that this could get help though. A spoon on the other hand is a low mass, small reach, blunt object. The most useless kind.

Not true. If you are awesome (not like me) you could flick the spoon through the zombie's eye.

Or you could bend the spoon, and understand that there is no spoon.

And that the Zombies aren't really there.

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

I personally believe its any weapon that sets them on fire. What's worse than a horde of zombie a horde of flaming zombies.

 

[SpaceJam89]

I could staple the crap out of a zombie.

 

[Spoonius]

Sauce. What the fuck are you gonna do with it, other than improve the way that they taste?

 

[Freemon]

Cd's or Vinyl records(a cookie if you got the reference).

i got a stack of vinyl on my backyard tool shed since i saw shaun of the dead. I'm prepared! hell yeah i am!

 

[Blame]

Strong Words, The Spirit of Christmas.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The worst way to attack a zombie isn't listed up there but someone like Brock Sampson, Bruce Campbell and, Chuck Norris could pull it off. The Headbutt (head) would be the worst attack to use on the walking dead xD

 

[X123Lewis123X]

posting about it on twitter is voted worse, but it aint i think coz people could come help you out after reading your tweet

 

[OniKon]

two words

"flaming bible"

 

[Wedlock49]

A sponge...

Come here zombies! I'll drown you to death!

wouldn't you absorb them to death?

I would go with high protien yoghurt... raspberry flavour.