Poll: Would you be the opposite sex for a day or week? and what would you do?

[SeventySeven]

Mum jokes know no sexual barrier use them to your hearts content and if someone calls you a lesbian simply reply "so's your mum" a zinger and point proven all in one fell swoop!

OT: I'd most certainly change sex for a day, finally I'll be able to wear a thong with out being frowned on by society

Didn't think of that, however I had this argument with my friends and they told me I had to grow a penis. But I will continue to use them anyway ^.^ and now I have an awesome reply haha.

I would say you can wear a thong if you want, just dont bend over, get photographed and end up on fail blog..

 

[Faps]

Mum jokes know no sexual barrier use them to your hearts content and if someone calls you a lesbian simply reply "so's your mum" a zinger and point proven all in one fell swoop!

OT: I'd most certainly change sex for a day, finally I'll be able to wear a thong with out being frowned on by society

Didn't think of that, however I had this argument with my friends and they told me I had to grow a penis. But I will continue to use them anyway ^.^ and now I have an awesome reply haha.

I would say you can wear a thong if you want, just dont bend over, get photographed and end up on fail blog..

You should also remember the equally good zinger "so's your face". It doesn't really make any sense so it can be used as a come back to anything but the beauty of it is that because it makes no sense they have nothing to reply with making you the victor.

 

[Gerazzi]

Possibly...
It depends if it's a work day or a day off.
Could be tremendously inconvenient.

 

[SeventySeven]

You should also remember the equally good zinger "so's your face". It doesn't really make any sense so it can be used as a come back to anything but the beauty of it is that because it makes no sense they have nothing to reply with making you the victor.

Haha, I dropped that after I kept on accidently hitting on all my guy friends, for example:

Dude: Man it is hot
Me: Your face is hot

*awkward looks exchanged*

me: uhh so I heard crash Course will be available soon...

However it works perfectly with your mum, for example:

Dude: Man it is hot.
Me: Man your mum was hot last night.

*shits 'n' giggles exchanged'.

although a random 'ya face' now and then doesnt hurt...

 

[s-l-u-g]

WEll, yeah, I want multiple orgasms.

And a reason to be a complete arsehole a week out of the month.

 

[Faps]

You should also remember the equally good zinger "so's your face". It doesn't really make any sense so it can be used as a come back to anything but the beauty of it is that because it makes no sense they have nothing to reply with making you the victor.

Haha, I dropped that after I kept on accidently hitting on all my guy friends, for example:

Dude: Man it is hot
Me: Your face is hot

*awkward looks exchanged*

me: uhh so I heard crash Course will be available soon...

However it works perfectly with your mum, for example:

Dude: Man it is hot.
Me: Man your mum was hot last night.

*shits 'n' giggles exchanged'.

although a random 'ya face' now and then doesnt hurt...

I'm glad you're so committed to the cause, don't over use it though or you'll find yourself saying it without thinking in inappropriate times such as weddings or funerals.

 

[SeventySeven]

I'm glad you're so committed to the cause, don't over use it though or you'll find yourself saying it without thinking in inappropriate times such as weddings or funerals.

Yeah, I have done that plenty of times,
for example:

(my friend has an illness were her face is larger than normal, not very noticable but still, I am a dick).

Her: *something about something being big, cannot remember*
Me: ya face is big

(then starts to mentally scream 'oh shit, oh shit, oh shit)

see if i was a dude, I could then make it all better by offering to give her a cheer up pash : D

 

[LeonLethality]

sure why not, if I had the choice I'd say yes

 

[savior in death]

I would if it was longer like say a month. But for a day I wouldnt leave the bed so there would be no point

 

[Faps]

I'm glad you're so committed to the cause, don't over use it though or you'll find yourself saying it without thinking in inappropriate times such as weddings or funerals.

Yeah, I have done that plenty of times,
for example:

(my friend has an illness were her face is larger than normal, not very noticable but still, I am a dick).

Her: *something about something being big, cannot remember*
Me: ya face is big

(then starts to mentally scream 'oh shit, oh shit, oh shit)

see if i was a dude, I could then make it all better by offering to give her a cheer up pash : D

Just because you're a girl don't think you can't make things better with a quick kiss.

But in that situation if you were male you'd simply grab your junk and say "Yeah I've got something pretty big too"

 

[Wislong]

Will try anything once ... especially if boobs are involved =]

 

[SeventySeven]

Just because you're a girl don't think you can't make things better with a quick kiss.

But in that situation if you were male you'd simply grab your junk and say "Yeah I've got something pretty big too"

hey, I do that anyway,

I think that is why my friends think I am actually a dude, not my fualt guy jokes are the most hilarious.

 

[TheColdHeart]

Imagine how many times you could thwart the argument of "You have NO idea what its like to be a girl"..."Actually, I do."

Also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bnjy_LgBSg

 

[Cheesebob]

No.

Unless I had all the nessersary equipment girls use on hand.

Otherwise I'd look like some kind of lesbian.

 

[Faps]

Just because you're a girl don't think you can't make things better with a quick kiss.

But in that situation if you were male you'd simply grab your junk and say "Yeah I've got something pretty big too"

hey, I do that anyway,

I think that is why my friends think I am actually a dude, not my fualt guy jokes are the most hilarious.

Maybe you should put a cucumber covered in tinfoil down your pants just to mess with their heads

 

[SeventySeven]

Maybe you should put a cucumber covered in tinfoil down your pants just to mess with their heads

Haha, I think kicking their arses at every game they love to play messes with their heads enough.

 

[Pielikey]

I'm just going to say yes because it would bring a change to my boring everyday routine of wake, shower, eat, game, and sleep.

 

[Faps]

Maybe you should put a cucumber covered in tinfoil down your pants just to mess with their heads

Haha, I think kicking their arses at every game they love to play messes with their heads enough.

Having been beaten by a girl I know the feeling

 

[SeventySeven]

Having been beaten by a girl I know the feeling

Is probably the reason I dont play with my friends, they get defensive and ruin my game nights.
They are all like ' oh you won because I wasn't trying', i then proceed to rub it in that I only just started really getting into games and they have been playing hardcore for their whole life.

See, this is why I don't have friends, lol.

 

[Faps]

Having been beaten by a girl I know the feeling

Is probably the reason I dont play with my friends, they get defensive and ruin my game nights.
They are all like ' oh you won because I wasn't trying', i then proceed to rub it in that I only just started really getting into games and they have been playing hardcore for their whole life.

See, this is why I don't have friends, lol.

It's not you're fault that you're better and rubbing peoples faces in it after a victory is one of the pleasures of gaming.