Poll: Would you buy Hugh Hefner mansion if you were a billionare?

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Vicarious Reality

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No chance

I would build a pyramid out of our own black gabbro

 

Jeopardy Surface

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No, and I can't believe that anything short of a structure fire would get the decades of DNA out of absolutely everything. If there's a surface on the property that doesn't violently fluoresce under UV, I'd be shocked. I'd rather rent or buy some flats in major cities, and some cottages in various countrysides. A billion is a lot of money, why waste it by sinking it into some giant vanity property?
 

BadNewDingus

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I thought you can't live in the house until he passes?

If so, no. It's not like you will own Playboy. Just the old, dirty mansion.

I would rather build a giant base out in the ocean with monkey henchmen and a giant laser.
 

Batou667

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Nope.

The mansion itself is kitsch (and that's being remarkably generous) and the idea of having some aging old coot bumbling around the place rent-free doesn't interest me much either. The girls? Now you're talking, but I'm informed they exist in places outside of the Playboy Mansion too.