Poll: Would you do it with an Alien?

[Master Kuja]

I honestly thought you were asking if we would have sex with a Xenomorph then, oh the horror...Imagine the pain that could be inflicted with that tail.

*shudder*

Anyway, it suppose it depends really, am I drunk enough and does the thing resemble an Asari in any way?

 

[darkfire613]

It would depend on the alien. If we're talking something like the Asari, then yeah. But prawns...no way.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

No... I can actually get human tail. I don't need to go round screwing aliens.

 

[Cody211282]

If it was an Asari.

This would be my only exception, also your post count is 666, awesome

 

[sumanoskae]

If I knew there were no health risks I would

Other then that I would want some information regarding the species first

But on principle, I'd have no problem sexing up a female from another species, as long as it's mostly human

 

[aPod]

Oh my, how curious. I would say no, because most aliens are probably going to try and eat me... plus if they are incredibly advanced and intelligent i'd probably feel like i was being used.

Nah... i change my mind. I've done my fair share of fraternizing in Mass Effect to know only a loyalty bonus awaits.

 

[Kwaren]

This needs a "maybe" option

 

[ethaninja]

Hah, definatly not the aliens from.. well... Aliens.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

Dude,why would anyone want to have sex with an alien? You might get some wierd cross species std like super aids or space crabs.

 

[oktalist]

Plus, with an alien, there is a chance for disease or other negative effects that could happen to you.

I would've thought you would be less likely to catch anything than you would be with a human (or other Terran species for that matter). As whatever they might have that would be equivalent to viruses, would be incompatible with our cell structures.

 

[Xylis]

No. Oh dear LORD no. Call me old fashioned but I prefer someone who is actually PART OF MY SPECIES. Having sex with an alien is just....BLERRRGH

Ew.

 

[OmegaCheese]

Lemme say something, if the world was like Half-Life then we ALL would, whether you like it or not.

Spoiler: *shudder*

 

[Composer]

If they were a classic blue skinned space babe, then probably. I'm not into xenomorphs or anything.

pffft no sense of adventure..

OT: ya probably seeing as it would be one of the only chances i get (just the sex part)

 

[ObsessiveSketch]

Yes, no questions asked... It's to good a chance to pass up.

But that might just be my normal teenage hormones talking.

This is my answer. Course, <a href=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524391>Happy Harry has a few choice words on the subject too.

 

[Sinisterair]

I thought you meant the Alien from Alien by the way.

Same here. *Shudder*

uhhhhhhhgggggg......"shutters" what if it wanted to give you head........ that would be the most painful thing ever

 

[Composer]

Depends on the alien.

Spoiler: For example.

http://soulgallery.iespana.es/soul/onegai/6.jpg

omg u are my hero and ur baddassery rivals chuck norris(insert more memes praising ur excellent choice here)

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Yeah, most likely.

I mean hell, if it means Earth diplomacy, I'll gladly sleep with an alien babe.

Your species has sex for diplomatic reasons?

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

 

[Kaymish]

yes i keep condoms in my purse not for this reason but reasons like it safe sex especially with attractive aliens

 

[Loop Stricken]

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. Hell yes.