Poll: Would you eat Human flesh?

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Lawnmooer

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Yeah.

Why not? I'd eat some now if it were available and not as socially frowned upon...

I'd probably cook it first though... Maybe even try and make a burger out of it?

Damn, I made myself hungry.
 

blankedboy

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Extreme situations, and if it's cooked. Human flesh isn't good for you, the enzymes aren't designed for it or something.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Depends on the situation. If someone on the street was like, "hey, wanna eat this dead guy?" then no.

But I would eat it to survive, or if it where one of those "soylent green" kinds of things where everyone else was eating people and they weren't getting violently sick from it like you're rumored to, because I've always kind of wondered what it tasted like.
 

Evilsanta

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It taste just like chicken. But if you use the right amount of spices...

Ohh... You mean if...Er...Yeah of course i would only eat human flesh in an extreme situation...

>.>

<.<
 

Monkfish Acc.

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If it was that or die, sure.
Only if the meal was already dead, though. I wouldn't murder a dude just so I could eat him.
 

The Rockerfly

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If I can wash it and get some decent cuts then yeah sure

Survival issue, it's them or me

Hell I'm just curious about the taste, reason enough?
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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[link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranded:_I%27ve_Come_from_a_Plane_that_Crashed_in_the_Mountains[/link]

I really don't know. I really, really don't know. Maybe... Watch that film guys, I know it changed my life.
 

Tanis

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I'm part of the 'if it's me, or there, I'm living' crowd.

Humans are just animals and if push comes to shove catchup can make ANYTHING taste good.
;)
 

Merkavar

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if there was no other food around. and i guess it would also depend on whether or not i have to kill them first your they did from like falling off a cliff
 

SimuLord

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Only in an absolutely critical survival situation where the choice was eat the dead guy or become a dead guy myself.

I live frighteningly close to a place called "Donner Pass" (within 50 miles), where the party of the same name had Dudesicle on a Stick on the menu. It's a rather...frequent...source of humor whenever anyone around here has to drive to California in the wintertime. They ran I-80 right over the pass.
 

SextusMaximus

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In an extreme survival situation, like that of the Australian rugby team who I can't remember the name of right now... ate their fellow team members in freezing, isolated conditions to keep themselves alive. Really sad, but daring story of survival.
 

standokan

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Isn't eating human flesh physicaly bad for you, i read an article about it a long time ago but i can't put my finger on it. Never, i say never but in the most extremest scenario i might actually do it.
 
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How do you know you haven't already?

Hmmm?

And yeah, I would in a survival situation. I think most people would, actually. Even if their morals prohibited it, two weeks plus of starvation would take the edge off most beliefs. That's how you hear of these survival stories where people have survived by eating their dead comrades - the survivors weren't predisposed to cannibalism, they were driven to it by extreme hunger.
 

ultimateownage

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Nah, human flesh is chewy and tastes nasty. Although it depends on the person. If it was cooked and prepared as a proper meal, not just raw, then possibly.
 

'Aredor

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I love how you made "never" and "never, no really, I mean it, never ever" two different options.

Only in extreme situations, and only if the other person was already dead, meaning I wouldn't kill them in order not to starve.