Poll: Would you eat it?

[theloneassassin]

Maybe

Only if it was REALLY well-cooked. Do you know how SICK you can get?

I prefer it medium well, and with some A1 sauce

Yummmmy

 

[FalloutJack]

I believe I would have to be starving first.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

I don't know. I try not to think about it. If I was in a situation where I was starving...well, is the person I'm about to eat dead, or do I have to kill him? I'm not really keen either way.

 

[Mannayz]

I actually wonder on a daily basis how humans might taste... and wonder what sort of recipes they could be mixed in with, and what drink may compliment the flavor?

Don't judge me.

 

[theloneassassin]

I actually wonder on a daily basis how humans might taste... and wonder what sort of recipes they could be mixed in with, and what drink may compliment the flavor?

Don't judge me.

Honestly I think Doctor Pepper may go good with human.

 

[Marcilla]

Only if it was in a survival situation and if there really was nothing else to eat.

 

[Nerfherder17]

Maybe to survive I would. Having they're permission would help.

That said, would you let someone eat you in the same conditions?

 

[BonsaiK]

I'm really not sure to be honest. I guess I'd have to be in a very extreme cannibalism-or-death situation before I knew. I'd like to think the answer's no, but I can't say for sure.

Apparently during the siege of Stalingrad the most frightening thing to people was the sight of someone who was well-fed, because it meant that this person was eating human flesh.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

If i really needed to otherwise no, i cant imagine someone who randomly died would taste nice

 

[Argonian alchemist]

Yeah I would... Just out of curiosity.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I heard from a guy I knew (oooo sketchy) that humans taste like pork. His tribe used to be cannibals way back when and he said that's why his tribe eats so much pork now a days.

I hope he's kidding, because if humans taste like bacon, my boyfriend will have to sleep with body armor on.

I'm not one for pork, but hey I don't mind bacon on things now and then

there is a reason the sailors call it "longpork"

 

[Phishfood]

Appparently we taste like pork...

We do. We do taste like pork.

I mean, uh...thats what I was told too...

 

[FamoFunk]

No thank you. Honestly in a life or death situation, I'd rather die.

 

[DirtyMagic]

I love trying food, definitely. Worked in a kitchen for years.
But there has got to be a fine line in what to be able to try and what not to.
And frankly, same species if where I draw the line. Sure, some animals do it, but they don't discuss it on internet forums now, do they?

If it's a survival necessity however... Well, we'll see about that when it happens.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Appparently we taste like pork...

LIES! Everything tastes like chicken. Except chicken, which tastes like beef.

OT: The only way I would eat a human is in a Donner party senerio

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I once made a joke in reference to the lawsuit regarding a captain and his crew mates that were stranded at sea for something like a month and ate one of the crew that was sick and dying anyway. We were talking about if we would do it or not. I said, "One sick person feeds four sick people for maybe a week or so...Four healthy people feeds one sick person for a hell of a lot longer."

So, yes, I would, but it would have to be some pretty extreme circumstances.

 

[Rockchimp69]

Don't eat human meat.

Seriously, you become mentally screwed up. You will probably go insane and die.

Where is the proof of this?

OT: I would, in the right circumstances. Besides? Why is Cannibalism bad? Sometimes 'tis necessary. There is no /REAL/ reason that Cannibalism is a 'bad' or 'wrong' thing beyond our society's... issues.


Edit: I should also add that I would only do this for survival (and I am playing devil's advocate).

There is no higher ethical basis for anything, everything is just a stupid biological trait.

Ignorant people hate gays because they're genetic make tells them that only men and women can procreate.

People are disgusted by things like murder but really it's just an in-built way of stopping society from destroying itself.

We shun people who are different because we don't understand them.


Short answer to anything about human society is that we are pointless things that are geared towards only making more of ourselves.

There is nothing "wrong" with eating people because we are not logical things, we are evolved things. Wrong is a stupid human concept to describe things that we don't like.

Murder for example, is only really "wrong" because it limits the growth of society, but in an ever expanding society of which individuals don't normally have much to contribute then murder should be acceptable in most cases.

There is nothing logical about us, we are all just the products of a self-correcting system designed to survive as long as possible known as the human race.

 

[Lilitu]

Anyone know some good recipes?

Here are some recipes and some other useful hints: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_A_Human#Recipes

A cannibal from my country said that human meat tastes like pork or more like meat from a wild pig. He found a willing victim, killed him and ate parts of him.
But it didn't end well. He got caught and imprisoned...and he was such a nice man his neighbours said...

But you really shouldn't eat a predator...maybe a vegetarian...

Oh, what am I am talking about?!
As long as there are pork and chicken and so on, why should I eat a human?!

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Maybe

Only if it was REALLY well-cooked. Do you know how SICK you can get?

I prefer it medium well, and with some A1 sauce

fuck yeah.

just had a good ass steak last night in this manner, with 2 baked potatoes and some buttered bread, fuckin bomb ass meal