Poll: Would you ever eat Noah's Ark?

[AfroTree]

le snip

that's a light snack!, although..i do want one


im only mildly fat, honest

 

[park92]

i'd eat the ship if it was made out of chocolate

 

[johnman]

Last time I was inNoahs ark was in Stalker CAll of Pripyat, and Noah gives you a double barelled greeting just for knocking on the door, so no I wouldn't

 

[sean.A7x]

No, it would probably kill me maybe a bite

 

[Spiner909]

I've seen worse, actually. That looks pretty nasty though. I wouldn't even try to eat it w/o a full EMT staff on hand.
What's with all the Legion avatars lately?

 

[keybird]

Now thats survival food.
Either you survive it, or you don't.

I sure as hell wouldn't eat it.

Either you eat it, or it eats you

 

[Blanks]

If i were thinner ...maybe

oddly named

 

[Charli]

Luckily being female I don't have to prove my testosterone by eating worlds most heart-stopping sandwich so... I'll pass.

I can do other things, like having a clean kitchen! To make normal cute little bite size sandwiches in. Mmmm cucumber.

 

[Jeronus]

I'd rather chop up the dirtiest, most diseased homeless person I could find. Grind him into ground meat and grill that into a patty. I would eat that before I would even consider touching this monstrosity.

 

[MortisLegio]

no... it sounds terrible

 

[Crimson King]

...you mean like, the whole boat?

 

[Swaki]

i dont really like fish, and i know better than to mix fish with beef, other than that if it was one of the other patties i wouldn't mind it, but i would like it to stay together and be able to take a bite of it.

 

[Slash Dementia]

That looks disgusting... I'd never eat that, nor do I want to see it in person.

The guy in the video looked like a savage whenever he took a bite out of it.

 

[santacolia]

1:11 HOLY SHIT!!! WTF!

After seeing this, it put me off burgers for a while:

I'm going to just assume that this guy is now dead... RIP Burger Eating Guy

 

[JokerCrowe]

I would give it a fair go, I can tell you that! Does it count if you divide it in to it's "building blocks" and eat them separately? I just don't think I could fit that thing in my mouth...

Spoiler: Now, this on the other hand...

I would probably die from a fifth of that monstrosity!

 

[santacolia]

I don't think I'd get passed smelling it. And as a girl I'm not worried about saying, "sure I'm a coward, get that nasty thing away from me."

 

[Ganthrinor]

I don't see myself ordering something like that just for the pleasure of it, but if there was money on the line? I'd be all over that shit.

 

[Trifixion]

Nah, the fish would ruin all the other flavors.

And this is nothing compared to some of the stuff on thisiswhyyourefat.com [http://thisiswhyyourefat.com]

 

[Brad Shepard]

... Is it fair for me to call those who would not try it cowards for being afraid of a mere sandwich!?

hey, being scared and not giving a crap are two different things.