Poll: Would you have sex as an act of kindness?

[Itdoesthatsometimes]

What kind of dying wish is that. I know you find me unattractive, but before I die I want your fuckables. This is the request of someone unattractive both inside and out. Hitler wants his mouth around my cock, sorry guy not into butt ugly sociopaths.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

NWould *you* do it, OP? And let me ask you a further question. Would you offer the same charity to a member of the gender you're not attracted to (assuming you're not pansexual or something)? So, if you're a hetero male would you fuck a man as an act of kindness?

Holy shit, this is an old thread. What's it doing here?

As to your question...ehhhhh...probably not. Don't misunderstand the tone of the thread. I wasn't moralizing at people. I thought the question...and the comedy bit that inspired it...was amusing.

EDIT: Ahhh, it was Not The Bees. She shames us all with her magnanimous answer.

 

[maneyan]

For me sex is something to be shared between two loving people, I feel personally that casual sex cheapens the act, the ultimate expression of affection and love being reduced to glorified mutual masturbation.

I respect your opinion on this but I honestly cannot understand this perspective. To me, sex and love are two different things with a lot of overlap. The purely physical act between two people in emotionally neutral sex cannot be compared to masturbation because there's so much more pleasure another person can bring to you than you can yourself. You could tell me that the casual sex I have is vapid and empty, but I can't hear you over how much I'm enjoying this casual sex.

Good for you. The fantastic thing with "to me" is that it lets me talk about how I personally feel it without anyone else entering the picture. Bang as much as you please, just use protection.

 

[CrystalViolet]

Good for you. The fantastic thing with "to me" is that it lets me talk about how I personally feel it without anyone else entering the picture. Bang as much as you please, just use protection.

Of course, I was just being flippant. As I said, I do respect your point of view, I just wanted to express mine with a bit of humour.

As for the protection, don't worry, if you clothes your eyes during sex you can't get pregnant.

 

[Colour Scientist]

As for the protection, don't worry, if you clothes your eyes during sex you can't get pregnant.

They make clothes for eyes now? I can't keep up with modern fashions!

[sub][sub]I'm not trying to be mean. :3[/sub][/sub]

 

[CrystalViolet]

If the girl is on top she can't get pregnant either. Gravity.

Oh gosh, can't breath, too much laughing!!!

They make clothes for eyes now? I can't keep up with modern fashions!

[sub][sub]I'm not trying to be mean. :3[/sub][/sub]

I'll ninja edit my post and everyone will think you're a crazy person!

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'll ninja edit my post and everyone will think you're a crazy person!

Joke's on you, everyone already thinks I'm a crazy person!

 

[Itdoesthatsometimes]

My eyes wander, what should they wear?

unrelated joke edit-HA! Lazy eye loafers,

unrelated pieces of a joke edit-HA! Brown eye gangster, recessive jeans, butthole Ha! I'm soooo bad.