Poll: Would you have sex with a robot?

[jdogtwodolla]

If I felt like it, I guess. There is no short term downside that I see.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Is the robot A)sapient and B) coming onto me? Because if the robot is both sapient and anatomically correct, then aren't they just an artificial human?

I guess my answer is yes, if the above conditions are met. If it's a PLEASE INSERT PENIS type robot that acts really artificial then it'd be a bit too odd for me.

 

[thisbymaster]

It must be cheaper then dating.

 

[Robot Number V]

I'm gonna say no, for the sole reason that the idea of having a non-sentient sex slave hanging in my closet (or whatever) creeps me the fuck out.

 

[Xarathox]

best thing about sex for me is pleasuring the women (kinda like a cool real life bunch of mini games) so unless the bot has all the right buttons and gives off some flashing lights and sirens at the right time i'm not sure if i could get into it

Same for me, but I certainly couldn't get into it if bells and whistles were going off.

Captcha: "Crunchy Nut - It's super delicious". No, no it is not.

 

[Nokturos]

That would be great for women, because you could make certain bits of the android vibrate. If only I could vibrate...

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Yes, I would totally have sex with Data from TNG and David from Prometheus. Ideally both at the same time.

I don't particularly care about any others though.

 

[Weaver]

I'd have sex with a lot of things, so yes.

 

[Hagi]

Probably not, sounds like a whole lot of hassle for what I count as masturbation and not sex.

Way I see it no matter what you do with a robot, it's masturbation. No matter how real it feels it isn't sex if it isn't with a person.

 

[Zombie Sodomy]

In this case, you're single and you haven't had sex in a long time (or for some of you out there, ever).

Who cares how long it's been; I'd screw a robot right now, whatever it looks like, just to be able to say I did.

 

[Ryotknife]

After that episode of Archer....no.

I dont want to see a removable vagina in the sink.

 

[Zombie Sodomy]

lol it's going to be like in futurama where people just get androids instead of real people

Watch out for electro-gonorrhea

 

[gonzo20]

i would, because honestly, i need a bloody shag after going so long without one! seriously though, yes i would, although i would be a bit ashamed, although maybe in the future, social stigmas will change, or so i hope

 

[The Thinker]

Three words: Robot. Sex. Army.

I think a human-imitating robot would probably fall into the uncanny valley, though. Best to make them humanoid but also styled and roboty.

 

[Fenra]

As long as she didn't blather on like SHODAN, calling me a pathetic insect and stuff, then I'm all for android sex.

Thats only if you pay for the extra "humiliation" pack, for more... specialized customers

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Eh you're basically describing a very, very realistic doll, aren't you? I'm not big on having sex with non-sentient stuff. If the android were realistic AND sentient, i.e. with a concience and a personality, then yeah, sure. But if it's just, uh, lying there with a glazed look I don't think I'd make it across the uncanny valley.

 

[SweetShark]

It seems I found my answer for my next Steam Keys Give Away.

And yes, I would had sex with a robot, thank you very much for your offer.

 

[Silvanus]

Depends. If it was just a straight-up robot, then I'd probably try it once, and then never again for self-respect reasons.


If, on the other hand, we're talking about 'Do Androids Dream'-style androids, then yeah, probably. Rick Deckard did, and we all know what a badass he was.

 

[Aris Khandr]

It seems I found my answer for my next Steam Keys Give Away.

They sell sex robots on Steam now? No wonder Half Life 3 is taking so long...