Poll: Would you have sex with a robot?

[TheLastFeeder]

As long as she didn't blather on like SHODAN, calling me a pathetic insect and stuff, then I'm all for android sex.

"You have entered my domain. Rebecca and Morris cannot help you here. NO ONE CAN!"

 

[Agayek]

It's just a, albeit far more complicated, sex doll.

I wouldn't spend any money or put any effort into acquiring one, but if one happened to fall out of the sky or whatever, I'd probably use it at least once just to say that I did.

 

[Alcamonic]

Uh, no. Think I pass, besides, it would make Miss Lefty very jealous.

captcha: describe "Go Daddy.com" rule 34... *shudders*

 

[CriticalMiss]

I like the sex strings attached, so probably a no from me. I don't like one-night stands, prostitution or non-consenting partners (I'm guessing the robot can't really consent) either so it would be kind of awkward. Plus if I'm lonely there would be much simpler, battery operated machines that I can put 'twixt my nethers without any of the moral or ethical quandry.

Captcha: "call me" I'm not that lonely!

 

[SweetShark]

It seems I found my answer for my next Steam Keys Give Away.

They sell sex robots on Steam now? No wonder Half Life 3 is taking so long...

Of course not you silly.
I mean I will create another Thread to give to a user a Game for Steam. In exchange I ask for a request.
This Thread somehow show me a solution for what I will ask for next
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheeeeeeeeee.....

 

[Evil Smurf]

http://malas.sdsu.edu/grad_bios/futurama_robot_priest.jpg
Robo-sexual love is immoral, wrong and is the path to hell, repent my brothers. REPENT!

 

[StriderShinryu]

Sure. Given that I was not in a relationship at the time, I personally don't see why not. That said, I don't believe it would be as fulfilling as being with a human given that there is more to the act than just the physical sensation.

 

[Dimitriov]

Uh no. Seriously they already are working on this, and have been for years:

Do you own a real doll? No? Why not?

If your answer is that it's still too uncanny valley or too expensive, then maybe you would indeed go ahead with the OP's question.

But I would like to think that most of us say no BECAUSE IT'S HELLA CREEPY.
Of course the poll results so far do not back me up.

How about this for disturbing?

Spoiler: Spoilered for creepiness and borderline NSFW

 

[Yopaz]

Why isn't there an option for "No, but I would be OK with this". You can approve of something without wanting to do it yourself.

Personally though I guess I would try it once if the opportunity came knocking.

 

[ninjaRiv]

Only if it had a great can.

Get it? Eh? Get it? Do ya get it? Eh? Eh? get it? Can. CAN.

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

If I could customize it's appearance, yes I would.

 

[NathLines]

The most common type of love is unrequited love. Sign me up.

People who say that it's creepy creep me out for some reason.

 

[Mr Mystery Guest]

Does shoving my cock in a VHS filled with jelly count?

 

[DaKiller]

Only sentient self aware robots for me thank you very much. Having sex with someone/something that can't say no is crossing a line for me.

 

[SweetShark]

Does shoving my cock in a VHS filled with jelly count?

So, you think a VHS is an android?

 

[Mr Mystery Guest]

My VHS is certainly more intelligent than some people iv'e met, or it was until all the jelly got into the electronics. My living room still smells of strawberries.

 

[Casual Shinji]

These androids are not sentient, so don't worry about them killing you or enslaving humanity.

Heh, after I'm done with this android it'll be so sentient it won't be able to walk straight for a week. B)

Seriously though... yeah, I would. I wouldn't see it as too different from watching porn. The real awkwardness would come from either buying one for myself in a store or one being given to me for my birthday or something.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Yes. Yes I would. I'd do it if the android was realistic anyway but if I could get a Scarlett Johansson or, say, Milla Jovovich then I would do it even more!

Wait, will they be like super flexible? Would they be able to, like, do a handstand and hold me between their legs? That'd be fuckin' awesome!

 

[V'icternus]

No, but I would have no problem with it.

Which is not an option on the poll.

So... yeah.

I mean, with me, sex is like pizza. It's easy to get, I've never tried it, but it seems too spicy for me and I'm more than content without it.

So what would be the logic behind me using one of these robots? None at all!

But I'd have no problem with using one, or with other people who do. I'd put them under the category of people who masturbate or buy whole pizzas for themselves.

Or people who masturbate with pizza, maybe.

I don't know, I've lost my metaphor somewhere.

But the point is, it's perfectly fine, I just wouldn't.

And I wouldn't have had to mention masturbating with pizza if you'd just had that option on the poll.

 

[Vareoth]

If it's not sentient then it's just a sex toy. Although it would most likely be a bit too realistic for my taste.