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Poll: Would you have sex with a robot?
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I'd rather have sex IN a robot. Like a Gundam. Or a Knightmare Frame. Or ohgodI'mnevergoingtogetlaid.
It probably wouldn't even let me but I'd love to. I'm so forever alone even a robot programmed to love me would kill itself. Still though if it's possible to make one then I'll happily get married to it and then have sex with it.
Too right! Fuck that shit. Treating a sextoy better than a fellow human being is deplorable at best. This guy's comment is bad and he should feel bad.Jenvas1306 said:
I'd prefer sex with a human since having an emotional bond makes sex more interesting, but I would definitely do that if I had no significant other, which is likely, and the case currently.
That is, if I could get a gay robot. Unlikely.
That is, if I could get a gay robot. Unlikely.
Ah, no. The fact that it would be indistinguishable from a person would make it worse. It would be depressing having sex with something that for all intents and purposes looks human, but doesn't have any thoughts, feelings or capacity for pleasure. I'd stick to using my hand thanks.
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sure why not. It's a much more reliable version of being fuck buddies with no discernible consequences. That is until some fool decided to meddle in the androids programming to make her more human, but instead making her a killer black widow, or praying mantis type. Shame or no shame it really depends if the android surpasses the uncanny valley curve. Which means superficially she/he has to be a replica of a flesh and blood human. It cannot be like the sex dolls of today, that just is the freakiest thing imaginable, and reeks of desperation beyond limits.
It's the stillness, and the eyes, THE EYES!
sure why not. It's a much more reliable version of being fuck buddies with no discernible consequences. That is until some fool decided to meddle in the androids programming to make her more human, but instead making her a killer black widow, or praying mantis type. Shame or no shame it really depends if the android surpasses the uncanny valley curve. Which means superficially she/he has to be a replica of a flesh and blood human. It cannot be like the sex dolls of today, that just is the freakiest thing imaginable, and reeks of desperation beyond limits.
It's the stillness, and the eyes, THE EYES!
If I was still a virgin by that time, then yes.
If not... eh, unsure. I guess it depends on what kind of robot. I think it would have to respond to me in some form.
If not... eh, unsure. I guess it depends on what kind of robot. I think it would have to respond to me in some form.
I really can't answer that right now. Mainly because I'd have to see the robot in person and see what kind of vibe I get. If it creeps me out. No. If it doesn't, maybe.
Some factors:
Is the robot good at sex? If the robot is not a good active partner at sex, then I'm not super interested.
Can the robot have both male and female genitalia? That seems fun.
Can the robot be like some dildos where they feel realistic, but don't necessarily look like an actual penis? Something that is fun to touch but doesn't try to look exactly like a real human. I think I'd feel better with that. Definitely not with a robot that looks like a celebrity...that would creep me out.
Is the robot functional in other ways? If the robot only does sex, then I probably wouldn't. That would seem like a waste of money and a bit creepy. If the robot were also able to cook food, clean my apartment, function as my calendar, play music, be a security system, etc. Basically if it were like my computer as well. If I could justify the cost because it practical and function for other reasons. Then I'd probably buy one. Would I have sex with it? I don't know. I think I'd have to see how it all felt to me.
Some factors:
Is the robot good at sex? If the robot is not a good active partner at sex, then I'm not super interested.
Can the robot have both male and female genitalia? That seems fun.
Can the robot be like some dildos where they feel realistic, but don't necessarily look like an actual penis? Something that is fun to touch but doesn't try to look exactly like a real human. I think I'd feel better with that. Definitely not with a robot that looks like a celebrity...that would creep me out.
Is the robot functional in other ways? If the robot only does sex, then I probably wouldn't. That would seem like a waste of money and a bit creepy. If the robot were also able to cook food, clean my apartment, function as my calendar, play music, be a security system, etc. Basically if it were like my computer as well. If I could justify the cost because it practical and function for other reasons. Then I'd probably buy one. Would I have sex with it? I don't know. I think I'd have to see how it all felt to me.
*note: several atrocious puns sprinkled throughout
I'll be honest here: I'm one of those guys who's never partaken in the joy of making ends meat, so my viewpoint on this will be a bit skewed since I have very little experience to compare with the idea of happenis with a human female. Nonetheless, I like the idea as I consider it enhanced masturbation, and a good way of practicing (in the event that one is ever able to actually get lucky) for when the real thing is presented as an opportunity. I know that several people may disagree with me on this, but I honestly believe that this is one thing that'll be good in the future. Bring on the Super Happy Fun Time Bots!
I'll be honest here: I'm one of those guys who's never partaken in the joy of making ends meat, so my viewpoint on this will be a bit skewed since I have very little experience to compare with the idea of happenis with a human female. Nonetheless, I like the idea as I consider it enhanced masturbation, and a good way of practicing (in the event that one is ever able to actually get lucky) for when the real thing is presented as an opportunity. I know that several people may disagree with me on this, but I honestly believe that this is one thing that'll be good in the future. Bring on the Super Happy Fun Time Bots!
The robot could talk, would sound like a real person, but it would only really be able to do dirty talk. Trying to talk about normal things would not really register with the android, unless said thing could be taken as sexual inneundo. Basically, if you wanted some dirty talk, the robot could do that, but it wouldn't be able to show empathy or emotion for any problems you may be going through (although it would offer sex to try to cheer you up/calm you down/etc.)Desert Punk said:How interactive would it be? Could it talk/pretend to be a standard person? ( I wont be so gosh as to say a REAL personEpic Bear Man said:)
I am leaning toward yes but if their interactions/movments are too uncanny valley I would say no.
Because this is hypothetical, you can change it as you please, but this is what I would say.trooper6 said:
1. The robot is extremely experienced at sex due to analyzing tons of porn. It could do basically any trick you wanted it to.
2. The robots would be customizable, so you could order a model with both genitalia. It would most likely be anatomically incorrect, unless the genitals were morphable. You go with whatever one you'd prefer.
3. The selling point of these sex robots would be their realistic appearance. Genitals would be realistic.
4. The robots are only good for sex. They do not have the capability for doing other tasks.
Considering most people here would fuck a robot, I suggest in the future we organise a robot orgy so all the guys are in one room, the female robots are in the next and then we meet in another room for an epic orgy of epic proportions.