Poll: Would You Have Sex With A Vampire?
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If by "have sex with" you mean "violently and urgently murder" then yes, I would have sex with a vampire.
Maybe Bloodrayne but then again that could just be the horny me talking.
Besides, how do I know that Vampire women don't get bloodthirsty when they get aroused sexually? It could happen and that would either be the worst, or most awesome, way to die in history.
Also to all the ladies thinking of shagging their own Edward Cullen's, here's a theory I've wondered for a while:
"If Vampires are indeed undead, does the blood in their veins still flow as it would normally? Because if they were truly dead, no heartbeat, no arteries and no nerves... how in the world would a Vampire male 'get it up'?"
Food for thought I guess. Now I'm off to play Psychonauts and forget this horrible thought I just put in my mind...
Besides, how do I know that Vampire women don't get bloodthirsty when they get aroused sexually? It could happen and that would either be the worst, or most awesome, way to die in history.
Also to all the ladies thinking of shagging their own Edward Cullen's, here's a theory I've wondered for a while:
"If Vampires are indeed undead, does the blood in their veins still flow as it would normally? Because if they were truly dead, no heartbeat, no arteries and no nerves... how in the world would a Vampire male 'get it up'?"
Food for thought I guess. Now I'm off to play Psychonauts and forget this horrible thought I just put in my mind...
It would depend on the kind of vampire. One of the more corpse-like versions: no. A sparklepire: certainly not. Other kinds: there'd always be the worry about waking up sans blood (or more to the point not waking up!) but might be worth it...
I don't see why not, I guess, but I wouldn't be able to stop humming..., which, understandably, would probably put her off.
Really depends, are we talking...
sparkly friggin vampires who are somehow fertile.
Hardcore old school vampires (By old school I mean the ones that originated thousands of years ago.)
or the classic "modern" outlook on a vampire. (classic pale skin, fangs, infertile since they're dead, etc.)
If it was one of the first two, hell no, as I'm not risking having some vampire offspring, and if it was the second one, no, because that would be necrophillia still.
The third one is up for debate though. Really depends on wether or not there's a risk of pregnancy, and if they would be trying to bite me or not. Though the cold skin would make it feel like you were with a bag of ice...
sparkly friggin vampires who are somehow fertile.
Hardcore old school vampires (By old school I mean the ones that originated thousands of years ago.)
or the classic "modern" outlook on a vampire. (classic pale skin, fangs, infertile since they're dead, etc.)
If it was one of the first two, hell no, as I'm not risking having some vampire offspring, and if it was the second one, no, because that would be necrophillia still.
The third one is up for debate though. Really depends on wether or not there's a risk of pregnancy, and if they would be trying to bite me or not. Though the cold skin would make it feel like you were with a bag of ice...
Just no.
Vampires in the true meaning are horrific violent creatures that care for nothing but blood. I am sick to death of this sort of bullshit, they are not these wonderful mystical creatures [like unicorns lol] that only kill if they have to, then go through some sort of internal emotional conflict over their once human side being overtaken by their new found 'beastial' side.
Seriously, Hollywood has destroyed the ideals of vampirism and pretty much the majority of tosh released nowadays with the word Vampire in it should just be relabelled emo/goth drama.
On topic:
No. Fuck no.
Vampires in the true meaning are horrific violent creatures that care for nothing but blood. I am sick to death of this sort of bullshit, they are not these wonderful mystical creatures [like unicorns lol] that only kill if they have to, then go through some sort of internal emotional conflict over their once human side being overtaken by their new found 'beastial' side.
Seriously, Hollywood has destroyed the ideals of vampirism and pretty much the majority of tosh released nowadays with the word Vampire in it should just be relabelled emo/goth drama.
On topic:
No. Fuck no.
