Poll: Would You Have Sex With A Vampire?

[Kasper Gundersen]

The shiny/glittery kind or the normal kind?

 

[Murais]

It's cold, there's no emotion, and you have to psychologically realize that this vampire has slept with somewhere upwards of 10,000 people because of their age, and nature of seduction. Oh, and they view you as a slab of meat, and could realize that fantasy at any second without much effort.

Give me a werewolf any day (pre-change, of course). It might only last a few minutes, and you might be dead by the end of them, but I guarantee you that it will be the hottest, most passionate, and rough sex you've ever had. Like angry sex x10000000000.

 

[Uzbekistan]

No. No no no no no. Vampires are blood sucking monsters who would do anything to get at your lifeblood. They'd treat you to dinner, get you alone... and the next thing your doing is trying to explain to your god how you were so silly as to allow a vampire to eat you.

 

[_Cake_]

Hells no, they are basically just animals meant to hunt humans. Why not try to hump a great white shark, fuck it lets make it a 3 way with a mountain lion. All I can hear is Simon Phoenix saying `Stupid`.

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

The shiny/glittery kind or the normal kind?

Yes, dude. The normal kind of nocturnal undead bloodsucking abominations.

Yeah, wouldn't do any of them...

 

[gillebro]

As long as he isn't sparkling, certainly.

 

[bz316]

It depends. Are we talking like female version of the vampire from "Nosferatu," or Kate Beckinsale in "Underworld?" All about the context peoples...

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Since it would be exchanging blood with them, therefore becoming a vampire... not sure :/

 

[faspxina]

No, because they don't exist

Spoiler: xD

 

[James Nixon]

Sex yes, blowjob no. Don't trust those teeth near my dick.

 

[FirstOne617]

Nope, I don't trust the filthy leeches.

 

[kickyourass]

Depnds entirely on what type of vampire you mean, some of them, like the ones from True Blood, I'd say yes immediatly. But vampires like the one from The Witcher, hell no.

 

[zidine100]

depends.....

but if i can get her to promise to not kill me then WOOOOOOOOO Kinky Vampire Smex

 

[Mechsoap]

depends if its human looking vampires and not those...fleshy zombies...

 

[Drakmeire]

yes. Vampires have super-human qualities so you pretty much get the most kinky sex of your life.
and I would want a Hellsing Vampire.
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/190/2/0/AX__09__Seras_Victoria_by_lady_hinata.jpg
so cute yet so deadly.

 

[DarthFennec]

Yeah that really depends on which type you're talking about.
That said, I probably would. It would be an interesting experience ^^
Unless it was ugly or sparkly. Then I most definitely would not.
If it was sparkly I'd probably shoot it instead. Right in the heart.
With a crossbow, of course.

 

[Aerowaves]

If the vampire does her thing properly, I'm not sure that I'd have a choice.

 

[Hooded.Gamer]

I think the real problem here is that everyone has recently jumped on the 'Vampire-bandwagon' so there are just too many types to deal with now.