Poll: Would You Have Sex With A Vampire?

[Mullahgrrl]

No, because they don't exist

Prude!

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

If some sort of blood substitute was in the middle stage of it's life (after the kinks are worked out, before it gets so controversial that it stops getting sold) then I would say yes.

 

[ThreeWords]

"If Vampires are indeed undead, does the blood in their veins still flow as it would normally? Because if they were truly dead, no heartbeat, no arteries and no nerves... how in the world would a Vampire male 'get it up'?"

Rigor mortis?

Or, the same way he moves his body. Whatever force allows him limb movement could probably extend to his wang...

 

[KingGolem]

Well, I don't intend to have sex with any humans, and a vampire is basically a human who views other humans as food. Uh-huh. You see, even if I idiotically trusted the particular specimen, there is a great deal of blood under the skin during intercourse. In the heat of the moment they might get excited and forget their manners against ripping open a person's jugular vein. Another thing is, they're animated corpses, so sex with them would be like banging a marble statue. No THANK you.

 

[jameskillalot]

super human strength plus it thinks I'm food... no...

 

[Dags90]

"HERE TAKE A LOOK AT MY EXPOSED NECK WHILE I THRUST THE MOST BLOOD FILLED ORGAN I HAVE THAT ISN'T MY HEART AT YOU"

So you've either got a huge schlong and a tiny head or are seriously freaky...

I've never really seen any satisfactory explanations on the mechanics of vampire boners...and I'd have to know how that works before any sort of choice could be made.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I make it a point not to have sex with any mythical creatures other than elves (the D&D type, not the christmas elves).

So, no vampire sex for me.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

This needs consequence. I mean the question really boils down to "Do I want to have sex with a goth chick with pointy teeth?" In which case my hormones say yes. Now if you were asking in a case where I get bitten afterwards then the question becomes "Hey, wanna be a vampire?".

I'm not trying to be a prick, just a little criticism. So yeah.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

They're cold. They are technically dead. And most important...THEY VIEW ME AS FOOD!
No I would not have sex with a vampire.

The only exception is if it was a sex vampire (succubus/incubus) and I was suicidal.

Besides, vampires are old news. Give me wizards anyday. Way more sexy.

 

[Kitteh]

its funny cuz they have pornos that have a vampire fetish. lawls. although at this point i'd do a were-she-wolf

 

[101flyboy]

Not unless something is figured out with the teeth. Yeah.

 

[Double A]

Conditions:

1. She's aliveish and hot.
2. If I were to die anyway and get killed after, yes. If I don't die either way, still yes. If I were to die because of the boinking, no way

 

[Bobbovski]

I'm leaning towards "no". But it depends which kind of vampirism the vampire suffers from.

Are they cold? Then no (unless the vampire can artificially heat herself up before the sex).
Do they lose control easily? Then no.
Are they highly infectious? Then no.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Woah, hold up a second here. If a vampire is essentially dead and has no pulse, then how does Edward get it up? Food for thought.

 

[Omegalus]

Hell Yeah...but just so long as it is any kind of "anime" vampire and not one of those sparkly fairy "twighlight" fuckers....they are so shit compared to practicaly every other vampire.

 

[RobCoxxy]

No, because they don't exist

Prude!

I'm sorry! an ex girlfriend told me to cut her when we fucked, that's weird and close enough for me.

 

[Vrex360]

"If Vampires are indeed undead, does the blood in their veins still flow as it would normally? Because if they were truly dead, no heartbeat, no arteries and no nerves... how in the world would a Vampire male 'get it up'?"

Rigor mortis?

Or, the same way he moves his body. Whatever force allows him limb movement could probably extend to his wang...

Indeed, that may be possible.

Now let us never think about this again....

 

[Death God]

It would be weird feeling but who else could say they did a vampire chick. It would be interesting anyway.

 

[Erana]

Depends. Are they my True Looooove?*

Really, though, it depends on the type of vampire. I mean, if they really aren't damned, dead hellspawn, and I had a strong relationship with 'em, (like marriage) I suppose I might.

[small]*said with glittering eyes and a goofy expression[/small]