Poll: Would you have sex with the opposite gender version of yourself?

Recommended Videos

Zen Toombs

New member
Nov 7, 2011
2,105
0
0
Why yes I would. There's also a significant chance I'd screw myself if I had a clone of myself, seeing as I'm one of those weird bisexual types.

But that's just me.
 

D Moness

Left the building
Sep 16, 2010
1,146
0
0
hell no

1) the other person would have so many issues it wouldn't be funny anymore
2) would look to much like family (really icky factor)
3) we both would be jealous of each other (related to point one)
4) can not believe i am typing this. 2 people being tied up doesn't make great sex >.>
 

Tuesday Night Fever

New member
Jun 7, 2011
1,829
0
0
I'm already in a stable, loving relationship... so no, I wouldn't.

If, however, we're asking the hypothetical question of whether or not I'd be doing it if I were still single...

No, I still wouldn't. I can fully understand the appeal to some people, but to me it'd feel way too much like an incestuous relationship with an identical twin sibling of the opposite gender. It'd just be too weird for me.

If the opposite-gender version of myself was a copy of my personality and beliefs but in a body that didn't look like the opposite-gender version of myself... then maybe I'd reconsider. Maybe.
 

greatcheezer2021

New member
Oct 18, 2011
82
0
0
At first, yes. and then we'd help each other get laid with the people that we meet that are of the other gender. and if that fails, i least we'll know what we like that we find in ourselves. ew.
 

Mau95

Senior Member
Nov 11, 2011
347
0
21
But wouldn't that person have the same sexuality as you since you're completely the same?
That being said, Hell yes, I would! But how would this even be possible?
 

Valdus

New member
Apr 7, 2011
343
0
0
Yes...right after they help me grab an acheivment or two, I could use a decent co-op partner.
 

Don Reba

Bishop and Councilor of War
Jun 2, 2009
999
0
0
dumbseizure said:
I've been told I am quite a feminine guy, so the female version of my self would be equally as incredibly sexy.
The female version would be a masculine girl then, I presume.
 

Ieyke

New member
Jul 24, 2008
1,402
0
0
Don Reba said:
dumbseizure said:
I've been told I am quite a feminine guy, so the female version of my self would be equally as incredibly sexy.
The female version would be a masculine girl then, I presume.
Indeed. That seems to be the actual logic at work here.

Hence why a version of me with all physical gender qualities swapped out for their opposite gender equivalents would be a dead sexy woman and not some crazy Amazon She-Hulk. :p
 

Shadow flame master

New member
Jul 1, 2011
519
0
0
I'm not too sure I would do my female version. She would look decent enough, but I'm afraid that we would get on each other's nerves more than anything else. Although, as the horny bastard I am, I don't see us not having sex either. Hold on....mad at each other + infinite horniness = hot angry sex (-__-) (o__-) (O__O)!!!!! Yes please, sign me up.
 

Twilight.falls

New member
Jun 7, 2010
676
0
0
I wouldn't stop it at that, most likely we'd end up married or something.
I've always had the fantasy of this happening, so my clone would also have that fantasy, thus, we'd both jump at the chance for this to happen.
 

IWCAS

New member
Jul 28, 2009
302
0
0
Wouldn't that be like super intense masturbating?

In that sense... Duh. Also, I think not wanting to have sex with yourself is like saying you find yourself somewhat unattractive. I would most certainly do myself if I were a girl.
 

BehattedWanderer

Fell off the Alligator.
Jun 24, 2009
5,237
0
0
I do that on a more or less regular basis anyway. The girls I date are, mostly, lewd, crude, sarcastic, snippety, snarky, have bizarre disjointed tastes, enjoy cooking and tattoos and reading, play video games, and drink a good drink. If she can debate philosophy and theology with me, even better. I knew a girl who would postcoitally debate whether Daoist teachings could be interpreted as saying that the best way to live one's life is to never obsess over the passions of others, and how one should apply that to their own consumerist tendencies. Then she'd make a balls joke.

That kind of thing gets my rocks off, man. The intricate weaving of high and low brow comedy like a lattice, the juxtaposition of classy and classless?

Fuck yeah.
 

rekabdarb

New member
Jun 25, 2008
1,464
0
0
Maybe if it was my body weight from like 3+ years ago. But now... yeah no.

Or if i had longer hair. I'm a hair person.
 

Doneeee

New member
Dec 27, 2011
359
0
0
No in fact hell no. Okay all of you saying yes imagine this. *Horrible slightly graphic content inbound* You get far enough into the act where you're about to climax and you stare directly into your doppelgangers eyes as they moan loudly. Do you not feel the ungodly wrongness in this? This is why I would never do something like this. Admittedly this is a fun little thread.
 

Sightless Wisdom

Resident Cynic
Jul 24, 2009
2,552
0
0
Assuming there isn't some horrible genetic connection that would make this some strange variety of clone-incest or something... yes. I would never date this female clone but I would certainly have sex with her, the great part is it wouldn't even be a big deal because we would acknowledge that sex means nothing more than desire for pleasure. Hooray nihilism and strange hypotheticals!
 

Readial

New member
May 26, 2010
31
0
0
I wouldn't tbh, but not because we don't want to. We would be too busy arguing about which movies are better, what games are more fun or what books are safe to read for the sake for our sanities. And we'd be like debating this all the time, we won't have time for it.