So I am sitting at school bored as hell and pondered a question if in the middle of the night the devil visited your home and asked you to join his army in the fight against god during the apocalypse would you join him or would you side with the lord and savior and son of god again not meant to hate on anybody or anything just a question.
Poll: Would you join?
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I would join the cult of shrubnigroth since if those 2 are alive then the old ones sure as hell are coming back
not to mention this should probably be in the religion and politics section
not to mention this should probably be in the religion and politics section
Anyone who recognizes the existence of the devil (I don't) would NEVER consider joining him. It's INSANE.
Yeah, lets fight for the very essence of evil against an omnipotent being who can wipe you from existence and send you to eternal torment with a mere thought?
yeah.
Yeah, lets fight for the very essence of evil against an omnipotent being who can wipe you from existence and send you to eternal torment with a mere thought?
yeah.
What kind of stupid question is that. Who to pick: the incarnation of everything bad and evil or the creator of everything including the devil and you.
P.S. I'm not even christian.
P.S. I'm not even christian.
What am I being offered to join the Devil's army?
For that matter what am I being offered to join Jesus'?
I can't make a decision unless I know what perks are involved.
For that matter what am I being offered to join Jesus'?
I can't make a decision unless I know what perks are involved.
id side with devil, my reasons being 3 fold:
1st its the middle of the night, and im not the best judge of action once woken up
2nd the fucking devils in mt room!? why the hell would i turn him down and probly be mauled to death
3rd whos to say the devil is really evil? the only authority is the word of god. how do we know god isnt the evil one and the devils been painted the fiend?
1st its the middle of the night, and im not the best judge of action once woken up
2nd the fucking devils in mt room!? why the hell would i turn him down and probly be mauled to death
3rd whos to say the devil is really evil? the only authority is the word of god. how do we know god isnt the evil one and the devils been painted the fiend?
Jesus is MY high. Besides, divine power kicks evil power any day.
*ahem* Sorry. Yea(!) tho...
YEA! Europe bitchzz!IamQ said:
*ahem* Sorry. Yea(!) tho...
Are we talking about the "Destroy the earth and enslave all humans" devil or the "just breaks all the 10 commandments sometimes" devil?
Definitely need to sort that out.
Definitely need to sort that out.
Same here, but I imagine that the devil would let me have sex more and play loud music, so that's an instant plus.RatRace123 said:
the devil seems like an alright dude. are the guards at a jail bad? no they are just doing their job of punishing bad guys.
The devil gave man knowledge when he tricked eve to eat the apple.
And was kicked out of heaven for refusing to bow to man wasnt he?
So far god sounds like a bit of a bum. keeping knowledge from us and punishing someone for not bowing down to lesser creations. would you bow down and serve your family pet?
sign me up for the devils army.
The devil gave man knowledge when he tricked eve to eat the apple.
And was kicked out of heaven for refusing to bow to man wasnt he?
So far god sounds like a bit of a bum. keeping knowledge from us and punishing someone for not bowing down to lesser creations. would you bow down and serve your family pet?
sign me up for the devils army.
