Poll: Would you like a tail?

[Womplord]

Definitely.

Especially if it could hold my weight.

 

[Asmundr]

No, they're ugly. I'll take retractable wings though.

Yeah, but to give you stable flight you'll need some sort of tail... Maybe make it retractable too? You'd be a 'SURPRISE!' Dragon... thing.

Kinda what I was thinking about lol

 

[derelict]

Pfft. No. I'd rather have a third working arm.

I'd still be a freak, but at least I'll have something with a practical use.

You could be an EPIC guitarist. "OMG! He's shredding like he's got three--oh, wait."

 

[Guardian of Nekops]

Tails of any variety aren't high on my list of desired superpowers. Apart from the look (which would be largely a disadvantage without, say, cat ears to go with), I can't think of a single thing it would let me do.

If someone offered me one, we'd have a long discussion about other possibilities, though... that sort of magic/tech would almost have to something else to offer me.

 

[Drakmorg]

Not really.
Most likely all it would lead to is me having to cut holes in my pants and being more uncomfortable when sitting down.

 

[tobi the good boy]

Yeah, like the one Vegeta had before it was cut off. Just wrap it around my waist like a belt.

 

[wottabout]

I have discussed this SO MUCH with my friends. Yes, I definitely want a tail, but only if it is soft and furry, and versatile enough to pick things up. It would be like a third arm!

 

[Alar]

A long, prehensile tail that could grasp and lift things with roughly equal or greater strength than one of my arms would be pretty boss, I've gotta say. It would make most tasks of physical labor much easier.

 

[TheLoneBeet]

Depends on the tail. I voted maybe because if it was a furry tail, then hell no. However, if it was a reptilian tail, then hell yes.

 

[ckam]

Dude, I would have a monkey tail to reference the Journey to the West.

I would want cat ears and a cat tail to entice woman or maybe have a woman with such traits entice me... Mmm.

 

[darthotaku]

yes. I'd use it to pick up girl furries at anime conventions. I'm not a furry myself, but if the girl enjoys it then I'll probably go along with it.

 

[smithy_2045]

Absolutely not, it'd be a hindrance to my life.

 

[Hawgh]

Maybe. I mean, I'd have to get new chairs.

 

[Starik20X6]

Depends on its functionality I suppose. A prehensile monkey tail could be useful. If we're gonna go all out, a Mario-style Tanuki tail so I could fly would be the obvious choice.

 

[Deimateos]

Sure, but only if it's prehensile and strong, enough to hold my body weight and then some.

 

[Doclector]

Yes, but not really from any anime.

No, I want a tail because of this guy:

Spoiler

 

[dark-mortality]

Tail............ Meh, why not. As long as people don't try to pull it out >_>

 

[x EvilErmine x]

I'd have one, it'd improve my balance and enable me to do some awesome tricks on the old mountain bored. Win all around.