Poll: Would you like a tail?

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roostuf

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I have been pondering about for as long as i can remember, it would be really cool. A nice plumy spotted tail, hell it could be a great gimmick when off looking for a girl.

But what do you, fellow escapees think? Yay or nay for your tail.
 

Terminate421

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Only if I was some sort of other species, like a reptile or bird.

Monkeys look ugly (Humans can look hot, having a tail makes us monkeys)

Even then, I still might not want it because I'd be dipping into Furry Territory, I like being human.
 

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Not really, it wouldn't have any practical use and I think it would get in the way when I sit down.
 

The Funslinger

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If it weren't for the furry trends, probably. I like the sort of monkey tails the saiyans had (minus the weakness), and that it can just be coiled around their waist to keep it out of the way.
 

gabe12301

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It would seem inconvenient unless it gives me powers. just saiyan.

sigh... I'll get my coat
 

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binnsyboy said:
If it weren't for the furry trends, probably. I like the sort of monkey tails the saiyans had (minus the weakness), and that it can just be coiled around their waist to keep it out of the way.
That would also save you some money for a belt, I guess.
 

John the Gamer

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dyre said:
No, they're ugly. I'll take retractable wings though.
Yeah, but to give you stable flight you'll need some sort of tail... Maybe make it retractable too? You'd be a 'SURPRISE!' Dragon... thing.
 

the spud

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Not unless it has some sort of practical application, like I could use it as a third arm or something.
 

Comando96

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Not really...

Be a bit of an annoyance of practical reasons and you would not have a great amount of control over the tail other than staying still or moving from side to side at a sliding scale.

Humans still have the genetic fragment from when our ape ancestors had tails and that is visible in the human skeleton... we evolved out of having one... I'm fine without one.
 

DeadlyYellow

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Pfft. No. I'd rather have a third working arm.

I'd still be a freak, but at least I'll have something with a practical use.
 

DanielBrown

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No, I think it would be in the way most of the time, even if it was something as awesome as a dragons tail.
 

The Funslinger

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hannes2 said:
binnsyboy said:
If it weren't for the furry trends, probably. I like the sort of monkey tails the saiyans had (minus the weakness), and that it can just be coiled around their waist to keep it out of the way.
That would also save you some money for a belt, I guess.
Oh, for sure. Of course, I tend to wear jeans, so even if I didn't do the belt thing and kept it in the waistband, it'd be squashed, so I'd have to put a hole in the back of all my pairs of pants. Mildly irritating, I suppose.
 

lisalover1

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Maybe if it was prehensile; I could certainly have a use for a third arm (I see that smirk on your face; get your mind out of the gutter).
 

Rednog

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Nope, considering how impractical and a pain it would be to have one because the human world is based on not having one.
 

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John the Gamer said:
dyre said:
No, they're ugly. I'll take retractable wings though.
Yeah, but to give you stable flight you'll need some sort of tail... Maybe make it retractable too? You'd be a 'SURPRISE!' Dragon... thing.
Hell yeah, gimme retractable fire breathing glands too!
 

DarkRyter

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Only if it was as least as tactile as a hand with 2 or more fingers.

Otherwise, I'd be cutting holes in all my pants for nothing.
 

squballs1234

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Heck yes, I personally would love to have a tail. I'd never need a belt, because i would just copy the Saiyns from DBZ and coil it through my jeans, and it would improve my balance making me not so fail at sports.