Poll: Would you like a tail?

[Togs]

Think you'd be more likely to freak girls out rather then attract them holmes.

 

[Misterian]

Only if it would serve any practical use, like a type of 5th limb, and not something that just gets stepped on or gets in the way of me siting.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Sure, why not? It'd be fun.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Yes, preferably something like a monkey's tail that is for more than just decoration. Both a belt and a grabber. I am already cursed with ForeverAlone Syndrome, so a tail can't hurt my chances.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

a ring-tailed lemur tail. would help with balance and dusting.

 

[babinro]

Yup.

For better balance in the winter if nothing else, it'd do wonders for my fears.

 

[mgirl]

I think I'd have one like Dren in splice. It would be a really useful defence mechanism. plus, it would at least blend in with my skin, so it would look more normal.

 

[Jedamethis]

Hell to the no, you freaks.

...I was going to think of something witty to say, but the urge to say "Fuck you and everything you love." is stopping me from thinking of anything. Sorry about that.
"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers

OT: My first answer was hell yes, but then I thought of all the problems it'd cause...

 

[John the Gamer]

No, they're ugly. I'll take retractable wings though.

Yeah, but to give you stable flight you'll need some sort of tail... Maybe make it retractable too? You'd be a 'SURPRISE!' Dragon... thing.

Hell yeah, gimme retractable fire breathing glands too!

How about you just get to turn into a dragon at will? You'd be all like:

-Traffic yam? Fly away.
-Parking ticket? Burn it (and the officer too?).
-Hungry? Eat a cow.

 

[loc978]

A tail, no. The prehensile qualities of a cat or monkey's tail for my penis? Yes.

 

[2fish]

I would have to master yet another hole in my underwear, so no.

 

[Tay051173096]

It would be a laugh, any sort would be cool...

As long as there are no fleas I hate fleas damn cat.

 

[Jack Brincat]

It would seem inconvenient unless it gives me powers. just saiyan.

sigh... I'll get my coat

You're awesome!

No sarcasm intended.

 

[Gulleko]

I think I may have been a cat in a former life, because sometimes I get the feeling that my tail is missing.
One year I dressed up as a cat on Halloween, and I didn't want to take the tail off ever because it felt like it belonged there.
Stupid society with their normal way of dressing, looking down on people who want tails... *mutters curse-words*

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Only if it was a prehensile tail so I could get some practical use out of it.

 

[Crazy]

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers

That would actually make sense if tails were a culture, but sadly they are not.

 

[RanD00M]

I'm not a fucking furry so I'll pass.

 

[TheDooD]

It would seem inconvenient unless it gives me powers. just saiyan.

sigh... I'll get my coat

Yea that was bad but as long when there's a full moon I don't hulk out and start wrecking everything. A tail wouldn't be bad but does it come with a little nimbus and a power pole?