Poll: Would you like a tail?

[Robert Ewing]

I'd love a monkey tail, and I'd like that tail to be strong enough to support my body weight easily as well.

 

[Jedamethis]

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers

That would actually make sense if tails were a culture, but sadly they are not.

I see you can't quite make the leap required to deduce that I must be talking about furries and other people who want tails. That's what I was talking about.

 

[WeAreStevo]

Ok, I got to admit, this made me lul.

It's only because my ass is essentially non-existant and my fiance teases me that it looks like I used to have a tail.

It's become an inside joke that it was cut off when I was young. Therefore, I had to say "yes." I'd like a tail, only to corroborate my story

 

[Zeroandx]

Is it a usefull tail? Do I have controll over it or is it just there?

 

[EvilMaggot]

i want wings... and a tail.. though like a devils tail and demon wings... and some horns... hmm

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

If I get a chance to roll for powerful new mutation of my body I hope to either get exoskeleton or a tentacle. A tail would be an alternative if it's very long, useful, strong and sharp.

A lightning fast scorpion tail with a vicous paralyzing toxic gland would be nice as well.

 

[Crazy]

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers

That would actually make sense if tails were a culture, but sadly they are not.

I see you can't quite make the leap required to deduce that I must be talking about furries and other people who want tails. That's what I was talking about.

I see we're being hypocritical now, I'm displeased. Oh well, I was talking about tails, not furries.

And I believe the term is subculture.

 

[remnant_phoenix]

Only if it was prehensile and I could grab/pick up things with it.

 

[Deus mortuus est]

A prehensile tail would be awesome when climbing (which I do a lot), and a tail would be useful for balancing when training (parkour, martial arts).

 

[Richardplex]

I'd rather evolve wings if I had the choice.

 

[Erana]

Sure.
Long, fully prehensile tail? So useful. Just make it invisible.

Second best thing to full-blown telepathy. No one else will know the difference.

 

[Cpu46]

Seeing as one of the things I want to make during my lifetime is a mechanical tail that can somehow pick up and react to the balance of the user... yes I would not mind a tail. Seriously though, if we ever develop ways to attach circuitry to the nervous system I will design and build an extra pair of arms to put on my back and a prehensile tail.
....
Then I will fight crime!

 

[ArchBlade]

Yup. Monkey tail. Saiyan style please.

Especially if could actually use it to supplement agility too, ya know? Like swing from stuff with it. I'd take that in a heartbeat.

 

[Jedamethis]

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." - Nigel Powers

That would actually make sense if tails were a culture, but sadly they are not.

I see you can't quite make the leap required to deduce that I must be talking about furries and other people who want tails. That's what I was talking about.

I see we're being hypocritical now, I'm displeased. Oh well, I was talking about tails, not furries.

And I believe the term is subculture.

Are we? Oh well. I wasn't looking to argue with you, just to let you know that comment made me dislike you. You haven't changed my mind. Ta ta.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

We're apes, not monkeys.

 

[Phasmal]

I was waiting for a bus once with my boyfriend when a dude walks past wearing a tail.
I think it was supposed to be a dog tail cause it was black with a white tip at the end.
To be honest, it just looked stupid and I had the urge to run after him and yank it off just for fun.
I think tails would be annoying because of trousers, also I'm clumsy enough so I would probably fall over it all the time- so I'll say no.
Though if I had to I would have like a big cat (say a cheetah or something) tail.

 

[VanTesla]

It would make sitting in chairs a bit uncomfortable, it would have little use for a person of my height, it can be used against me in a fight, and many people would freak out.