Poll: Would you live in a city with no children?

[CrashBang]

I'm a teacher, so I'd be out of a job.

But actually, at first I wanted to say yes because little kids are hell. All of them. Every one. But at the same time, things would be dull without them.

 

[Stryc9]

A city with no kids? Yes and no but mostly no. I would rather live in a city where once you hit the age you can collect Social Security you have to go find somewhere else to live. I'm more annoyed by crotchety dickheaded bitchy old people than I am by most little kids.

 

[dementis]

Living in an area where every interaction with people under the age of 16 has been negative to say the least. With a range of 10-16 year old kids threatening to: Mug me, stab me, rob my house and other things along that line, whilst all I was doing is walking along. I would love to live in a city where children aren't allowed.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

No, the city would be creepy as fuck without some innocence and young idiocy to spruce it up.

CAPTCHA: "higgledy piggledy"

WAT. THE. FECK?

 

[TheRussian]

Wouldn't that make us the next Steelport/Stilwater/Liberty City/etc.?

Yes, yes it would. I'm pretty sure kids keep us from jacking cars and running red lights.

 

[acey195]

I pretty much live in a town with almost no youngsters, the average age of my town would be around 50 or so XD. Of course there are children in my town, but no teenagers hanging around in town in the evening or so. Its a nice and peaceful town.

 

[teebeeohh]

oh god please do this
because everyone who is enough of a selfish prick to live in that place will leave me alone. it's fucking perfect