Poll: Would you rather rule in Hell, or serve in Heaven?
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I'll take Jack Thompsons throne anyday, everyday. Whats Heaven got? Folk and elevator music? Pah.
well Satan *is* called the master of lies...o_O said:I do not want to read through seven pages to see if my point has been made. So here goes...
Ruling in Hell? Do you know who resides in Hell? If you're in the top position of somewhere like that, you'll have to be diffusing coups on your ass constantly... Until someone succeeds that is. And they will. Think you're the most badass person ever to be created or will be? Can you command obedience with a glance? REALLY? Thought so. After all, the stipulations of this deal do not include raw POWER, only that you are given a ruling position. You WILL be dethroned in time.
Think it's all peachy after you're dethroned? Think they can do nothing to you? Think again. Just because they can't kill you doesn't mean you can escape suffering. You *are* in Hell after all, so I imagine that your new dictator would have you screaming nicely forever.
I'll take being subservient in Heaven. Least then I could raise up the ranks to decent power and not have to worry about anyone stabbing me forever. >_>
so you gotta watch your back
always
and even that may not be enough
hmm...
suddenly I feel like I'm talking about the Sith lol
Hell for the simple reason that I wouldn't last long in heaven, I'd get kicked out soon enough, the end up going to hell and be at the bottom of that food chain until I take over.
So for the sake of simplicity I'd go with ruling hell, just to cut out all the tedious work.
So for the sake of simplicity I'd go with ruling hell, just to cut out all the tedious work.
ALRIIIGHT! THANKS!faranor said:
How about instead of hurting our future soldiers, we just put them through a REALLY REALLY grueling training scheme, so we have the optimal army.
Heaven, you're going down, you smug pricks! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
we could put them through a lot yes. but we are fighting heaven. those bunch of hippies don't stand a chance if we march in and demolish it all.TacticalAssassin1 said:
from this day forth heaven shall know the fury of ........ damn it we still need a cool name.
any ideas or do we start a thread about it?
Rule in HELL!
There shall be peace and jus..No of course not maybe set up a few casinos, kick out the EA marketing department, take adwantage of hell's natural resources... hang on a minute i'm just gonna commit some evil deeds and then take some cyanide
There shall be peace and jus..No of course not maybe set up a few casinos, kick out the EA marketing department, take adwantage of hell's natural resources... hang on a minute i'm just gonna commit some evil deeds and then take some cyanide
Which one has the better music and the hotter babes?
Go for it. Plans have been made; you shall be added to the list.faranor said:
I'd take the Ruler option. If you're a servent, you won't be getting the best that the paradise has to offer and I'd rather be waited on rather then work for someone.
None, because my atheism inhibits me from choosing. One the one hand, I don't like the idea of serving under someone I don't believe in. On the other, I would be causing pain and suffering to people, which (considering I'm a pacifist) goes against my nature somewhat.
I shall rule hell and with a few adjustments it can turn into a awesome place
(But the jail I am gonna build will be over-populated) But hey there are a lot of atheist that have morals.
(But the jail I am gonna build will be over-populated) But hey there are a lot of atheist that have morals.
Your the ruler, you don't have to hurt them.reg42 said:
