Poll: Would you vote for Cthulhu for president 2012?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

if Cthulhu ran for president in 2012, would you vote for him? Would you wait and see if he takes power by himself or would you bring him in democratically. Would you be proud of voting for Cthulhu?

 

[Amnestic]

Yes.

Why vote for a lesser evil?

 

[Squedee]

ya, and he would win too

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was surprised that somebody said "hell no" in the poll though.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Better than what we have now, in my opinion.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. I play doubles chess with him - he has no grasp of tactics!
He's a nice...horrific abomination, though.

This thread has caught the attention of MaxTheReaper. I am honored.

 

[Summerstorm]

Umm... Vote for a cosmic horror bent not on using us humans for a tasty treat, but do so with inflicting as much suffering as possible for as long as possible? Umm.... no? Why would i TRY to get him to be president.. also: Doesn't he have to be born in the USA to get to be president?

EDIT: i am the one guy who said HELL no...

 

[Abedeus]

I want him to be the president of Poland. This way, you either submit to us and accept us as your overlords, or he can cast you into the twisted dimention he and his "friends" came from.

So, yes.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Only if the Elder Things take the Senate, then neither side would get anything done...


...Shoggoths for every househould!

 

[Leaper]

I would gladly get American nationality just to vote for him

:3

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

meh why not.gotta be better than bush,right?

 

[Xorghul]

No. I play doubles chess with him - he has no grasp of tactics!
He's a nice...horrific abomination, though.

This thread has caught the attention of MaxTheReaper. I am honored.

Not really sure that's a achievement...I mean, there's a reason for his post-count to be over ten thousand.

And Sauron for president. Although I'd rather have Morgoth, but I guess he'll have to suffice.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. I play doubles chess with him - he has no grasp of tactics!
He's a nice...horrific abomination, though.

This thread has caught the attention of MaxTheReaper. I am honored.

Not really sure that's a achievement...I mean, there's a reason for his post-count to be over ten thousand.

And Sauron for president.

It is for me, since i was not even expecting to get one reply.

 

[Vuljatar]

Cthulhu is president now. He has been every president for at least 30 years. (Probably more like a century)

He's been OM NOM NOMing our freedomz.

No, I wouldn't vote for him, but he'd win even without any votes, cause he's fucking Cthulhu!

 

[Xorghul]

snip snippely snip snip

It is for me, since i was not even expecting to get one reply.

Then huzzah for you.

 

[Abedeus]

I want him to be the president of Poland. This way, you either submit to us and accept us as your overlords, or he can cast you into the twisted dimention he and his "friends" came from.

So, yes.

Poland is still a country?

No, we've secretly taken over Lithuania and we're the great Commonwealth again. But sshhh!!

Seriously, shhhh.

 

[Snowalker]

come on, he's gotta be democrat or republican to win, people will vote for their party regardless of whose best.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Yes, I would vote for Cthulhu.

He's going to kill us either way, we may as well appease him first.