Poll: Would you vote for Cthulhu for president 2012?

[HardRockSamurai]

Of course I would. He has the makings of a fine president! A proper posture. Excellent speech delivery. Tentacles. The works!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

come on, he's gotta be democrat or republican to win, people will vote for their party regardless of whose best.

He can always make Republicans think he's Republican and Democrats think he's Democrat. We are talking about Cthulhu here.
The Thing That Should Not Be should be his campaign song.

 

[Ezphares]

come on, he's gotta be democrat or republican to win, people will vote for their party regardless of whose best.

I'm pretty sure that if Cthulhu ran for president, there'd be no other candidates. Nor any parties at all, for that matter.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

come on, he's gotta be democrat or republican to win, people will vote for their party regardless of whose best.

I'm pretty sure that if Cthulhu ran for president, there'd be no other candidates. Nor any parties at all, for that matter.

All the other candidates would be Tentacle Puppets. Meaning the only candidate is Cthulhu.

 

[Supraliminal]

Ehhrr.. Cthulhu for president in 2012!!
Are you seing the same signs that I am?

The world, as we know it, is coming to an end.


I would have to think about it. Why not?

 

[ThatDudeThere]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia R'lyeh!

 

[messy]

Yes.

Why vote for a lesser evil?

Good point, since politics is corrupt with and some are done right evil you may go the whole hog. And let's face it if he got in and you didn't vote for him, he's going to find you, and he's going to eat you

 

[CNKFan]

His followers die swiftly and relativly painlessly so yes
Cthulhu fhtagn!

 

[FalloutJack]

Basically...he sorta HAS TO take over. It's suppose to be the end of the world, right?

 

[TheCameraman]

Of course, there is no greater glory!
Cthulhu fhtagn!

 

[Danzaivar]

Well with no planet and no people there'd be no tax and no crime. Immigration wouldn't be a problem either.

An easy winner for the Republican Ticket!

 

[Arsen]

Azathoth as his running mate?

 

[darthzew]

Depends... How do he and the NRA stand?

 

[Burck]

Cthulhu 2012!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Basically...he sorta HAS TO take over. It's suppose to be the end of the world, right?

His judgment wont hurt as much if your vote for him. Its a win win situation. You suffer less, Cthulhu rules the world.

 

[scotth266]

While I do appreciate the inherent comedy in this thread, a better time to deliver it would have been when all the only threads on American politics die down. Then I'd actually be able to laugh at this instead of forcing a chuckle.

EDIT: Actually, if your aim was to defuse all the tension going on in the community, I salute you.

And Sauron is cooler, so I'd vote for him. That, and he also is an avid fan of volcanoes, Hawaii's natural resource. he could totally tap us into untold reserves of geothermal power.

 

[The Austin]

What is Cthulu?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Heck why not? It would certainly make things interesting. I will tell you what though, no country is going to mess with the U.S. knowing the president could single handedly devour their country.

 

[ace_of_something]

Cthulu is inelgiable to be president as he predates the existance of the USA and thefore was not born here.

And no I would not vote for it. He lacks political experiance.