Poll: Would you want a Chef or a Maid?

[Powereaver]

If you had the choice of a permanent personal chef to cook you meals all the time or a permanent maid to do all your cleaning.. what would you choose?

I Personally would choose the maid because i hate cleaning.. and it would be awesome to have that sorted.. plus i cook well enough already to be a chef upside!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Maid, I like cooking but I hate having to clean up after myself.

 

[Kae]

I don't mind cleaning and I like cooking, but since I keep forgetting to eat, it would probably be more wise to get the chef, I mean it would be hard to forget if the food was already cooked, not to mention I'd finally be eating the 3 meals a day I'm supposed to, I really don't get how people remember to eat so many times a day.

 

[Keoul]

I'd love to have a personal chef
Having to worry about eating is completely out the window as they'll take care of it. Beside my "mess" may look bad to the untrained eye but in reality everything is organised, just in piles instead of folders and stuff.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

It really makes me nervous to watch someone else clean up my mess, even if I am paying them.

I was recently in the hospital after losing a massive amount of blood and I guess you could call her a maid walked in and started cleaning up my mess. I tried to get up to help, but they wouldn't let me.

I would prefer a cook. I can cook and I love cooking, but I am no professional. To have the ability to have classful restaurant food every day would be a wonderful thing indeed.

 

[krazykidd]

Maid , but she'd have to be female , and wear a french maid suit . Oh and single , and blond with blue eyes , and between 200-300 pounds , and open minded about ... Stuff and like it when i make advances on her . Wait what were we talking about again?

 

[Zhukov]

Maid , but she'd have to be female , and wear a french maid suit . Oh and single , and blond with blue eyes , and between 200-300 pounds...

Would they even sell french maid outfits in that size?

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Maid for sure, I'm okay at cleaning up after myself but I love to cook

 

[Screamarie]

Maid, most assuredly. I don't mind cooking really, in fact I can enjoy it, and if for some reason I don't want to cook I can always go out and buy it cooked and ready to eat but cleaning up is a *****, especially whenever I'm the only one who does any cleaning.

*sigh* If only I could afford a cleaning service.

 

[Colour Scientist]

A maid, my boyfriend's already a chef!

That or a butler if I had the option. Butlers are awesome.

Spoiler

 

[Goofguy]

Definitely the maid. I like cooking but hate doing the dishes after. A maid to clean up after me would be fantastic.

 

[Yomomma20]

Chef easily

I don't mind cleaning up after myself. But I really don't like cooking. Although I imagine even if I liked cooking, I'd still choose a personal chef. Because having everything clean would be nice, where having several amazing meals a day would be, well, amazing.

 

[Spambot 3000]

Personally, I think a maid would be more sexier useful. I'm horribly messy and I hate cleaning up too.

 

[DoPo]

Maid

I can cook well enough. I don't want to be bothered to clean, though.

 

[krazykidd]

Maid , but she'd have to be female , and wear a french maid suit . Oh and single , and blond with blue eyes , and between 200-300 pounds...

Would they even sell french maid outfits in that size?

You'd be surprised . I would link a picture/video but i would get banned and deserve it . But if you are not into plus size women , don't google it out of curiosity . You have been warned .

 

[Death Carr]

Spoiler: My answer

I can cook well enough to get by, and I don't particularly like fancy food.
But, I suck at cleaning up after myself.

 

[uhddh]

Maid. There's no better way to describe my answer than with this comic.

Spoiler: Link to the original

http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/a-match-maid-in-heaven/

 

[Heronblade]

Maid, taking the time to clean annoys the hell out of me, and while I'm no chef I am a good enough cook that a few dishes I make rival $20 dollar restaurant entrees, even better, I enjoy cooking good food.