Poll: Would you want a Chef or a Maid?

[Melon Hunter]

Chef. Although I can cook, I always find stuff I make myself to be kinda disappointing, so having someone who really knows what they're doing cooking for me would be great. Also, I always feel super awkward when someone cleans up for me, and feel like I should help them, so having a maid would probably be more trouble than it's worth for me.

 

[Joccaren]

I don't care about things being messy or tidy, and in general I don't get things too messy anyway. A chef that could cook things so that I don't have to bother would be great, and leave me with more time for surfing the net and playing games.

 

[DanielBrown]

Chef
I wouldn't be that comfortable with someone else cleaning up my mess. Since I can't cook for shit a chef would be great.

 

[karloss01]

Maid.

I'm terrible when it comes to dusting and vacuuming so having a maid do that while I do the rest would be grand.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Maid, for I shall start my harem here.
Bonus points if she(assuming she) is a tsundere.
Screw it, just give me Misaki Ayuzawa.

Spoiler

Yep I'm good with this...

Now for my other more logical reasons.
First of all I'm already an awesome cook and I love doing it so why would I take that away from myself.
Secondly a permanent maid would mean if showed her how I like things with my obsessive tendancies, she would replicate them.

 

[AngloDoom]

Maid, I enjoy cooking far too much to stop. That said, if I could have a professional chef cook with me...

 

[Technocrat]

Why not both in one?

 

[SD-Fiend]

A chef. my room isn't really all that big to require cleaning all that often and I hate people touching my things. the mess hall is closed on weekends so he/she would only have to work about 4 days a week.

 

[Dags90]

Maid. I hate cleaning and am kinda a slob. Plus, I'd just get fat if I had a personal chef stuffing rich foods down my face hole.

A personal personal trainer would be nice, too. Probably the best value.

 

[White_Lama]

Maid.

Hate cleaning, love cooking.

 

[AvsJoe]

Maid.

I'm not cleaning up after the chef.

 

[Kellogs Fried Chickn]

Can I opt out and choose an obedient male thug?

If not then a maid, but the main reason would be that chefs get frustrated by me giving them next to no funds and ending up just boiling some vegetables half the time anyway.
Maids require no further investment for services rendered, which is perfect for me. I could rent the cook out though, hmmm, loopholes I love thee.

 

[Mydnyght]

Definitely a maid. And one who doesn't mind putting up with roaches. I've seen at least five at my house so far.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

If you had the choice of a permanent personal chef to cook you meals all the time or a permanent maid to do all your cleaning.. what would you choose?
I Personally would choose the maid because i hate cleaning.. and it would be awesome to have that sorted.. plus i cook well enough already to be a chef upside!

Neither - I want a fucking Nanny for my kid.

That is, I very much want a Nanny, not some sort of weird sex nanny. That just sounds disturbing. Particularly because I keep envisioning Super Nanny.

If I'm stuck with just your two options, then a Maid, I guess. I hope he/she likes changing diapers.

 

[dangoball]

Can I opt out and choose an obedient male thug?

Why not an obedient male maid thug?

http://static.zerochan.net/Kamen.No.Maid.Guy.full.373040.jpg

OT:
Maid. I'm not exactly cleaning my room regularly so right now I'm tripping over a load of empty water bottles

 

[Scarim Coral]

Maid for sure! I actually like to cook and I can't be bother to clean up my room but I hate how dusty it can get within a few weeks!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

As an officer in the RAF I have all my meals cooked for me and a cleaner (batting staff/batman) who makes my bed, cleans my bathroom and changes my sheets who comes every weekday!

To decide between which I could do without would be difficult... but I would go with getting rid of the cleaner, as I can't cook to save my life... (Born of the fact that I have never had to cook for myself!)

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

A wife, then I'll have both /joke

Definitely a chef I can't stand having to cook when I get home from work and can keep on top of cleaning myself.