Poll: Would you want a Chef or a Maid?

[Souplex]

Maid. There's no better way to describe my answer than with this comic.

Spoiler: Link to the original

http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/a-match-maid-in-heaven/

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I would also want a maid, because I like to go to restaurants to eat, and I don't like to clean.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

It's only easy to do all 3 while cooking a fish if you had actually set out to cook a fish, I was trying to make chips, I had no recollection of a fish being put in the oven prior and it wasn't until the fish was more or less on fire that I did notice, I put on the oven mits to take the fish out in an attempt to save my chips that were already half frozen, half burnt, pulled the baking tray out, dropped it on my toes, fell forward with one hand going into the oven. I would have had horrible burns if it weren't for my oven mits...

And that's why I didn't take Home Ec. Standard Grade...

Oh, that must have been scary, but it's quite an accomplishment to burn food you didn't even know you were cooking, but this leaves me wondering, why would you choose the maid over the chef if you are so bad at cooking?

[sub][sub][sub]So glad I asked, I imagined Nicolas Cage doing that.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Because I like the little dresses...

 

[OctoH]

Chef. I don't really know how to cook, and I already clean up after myself pretty regularly.

 

[Legion]

Neither, even if I were a millionaire I wouldn't want strangers in my house.

 

[Easton Dark]

I'd like a chef. I don't make much of a mess as it is, so I can clean up after myself. Making my food on the other hand can be time consuming. I sometimes take 10 minutes to make a sandwich perfect before I eat it.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

Considering that all I can afford is Ramen, my chef would be rather disappointed.

Maid, it is.

 

[Necrofudge]

That's a tough one... I love making food but always forget to eat when I'm working, but at the same time I can't ever seem to keep anything clean for very long. Although I suppose it would only be worse if my organized mess turned into unorganized tidiness.

Chef it is!

 

[Substitute Troll]

Picked maid, but really it would be smart to pick the one that is more expensive to get yourself, so that you can then pay for the other one and get both.

 

[MammothBlade]

Maid , but she'd have to be female , and wear a french maid suit . Oh and single , and blond with blue eyes , and between 200-300 pounds , and open minded about ... Stuff and like it when i make advances on her . Wait what were we talking about again?

Amen to this. Except green eyes, darker hair, and 250-450lbs.

Though I am also partial to a trap maid too.

I'd also want to use them as a personal companion. And an assistant cook. Yes, so much more versatile than a chef.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Maid, I like cooking but I hate having to clean up after myself.

I'd agree. I like to cook and often that process produces a lot of filth. That combined with my propensity to leave half complete whatevers around means I need a maid far more than I need a chef.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I can clean just fine. I'm actually really good at it.

I love to eat... So yeah, I'll go with chef. Plus, I feel that maids would be nosey. I don't like nosey.

 

[Tiamattt]

Probably a maid, cleaning sucks. Awesome food is extremely tempting but food you can only enjoy that several times a day while a clean place is great all the time.

 

[trollnystan]

CHEF! Chef chef chef chef CHEF CHEF!

Did I mention I picked chef?

I absolutely loathe cooking to the point that I sometimes don't eat for an entire day. Cleaning I can handle; hell, I'll even do the washing up for the chef. Cooking on the other hand... *SHUDDER*

 

[Dags90]

Probably a maid, cleaning sucks. Awesome food is extremely tempting but food you can only enjoy that several times a day while a clean place is great all the time.

I don't know about you, but I generally enjoy eating several times a day. I'd still choose the maid though.

 

[RADIALTHRONE1]

Can i choose "Butler"?
Because other than the "Will eventually devour you soul" thing, i would have to choose him-

Spoiler

 

[GTwander]

It's such a hard question...

The fact that I dislike cooking for only myself, and that I hate the idea of anyone else having to clean up after me, would state I'd rather have a chef - but when I picture someone roaming my house in a sexy maid outfit, I have the sudden urge to leave a trail of my skimmies leading up to my bedroom.

 

[Drakmorg]

Chef!
Because while my place isn't exactly clean, it doesn't bother me that much. I cannot cook worth a damn myself, so my diet consists entirely of sandwiches and fast food. So it would be nice to have something to eat that isn't slowly killing me.

 

[Theminimanx]

Neither. I like cooking, and I hate the idea of someone I don't know very well rummaging through my stuff.